Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Drafts & moves

Drafts

Every draft graded against what that slot usually returns, plus the trades and waiver pickups that decided seasons. Keepers are shown but not graded, since their slot is assigned.

DraftsTradesWaivers & regrets
2014–2026

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Best drafts ever

2018Alan Autry BubbasHunter AnsleyA
+44.5 per pick · best Patrick Mahomes (+385)
2022SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTEric NicaudA
+23.5 per pick · best Jared Goff (+210)
2014Flaccid, JohnsonJeffrey ProctorA
+37.0 per pick · best Ben Roethlisberger (+208)
2024Beast Mode CowboyJesse LandryA
+39.0 per pick · best Lamar Jackson (+339)
2019Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickMourice WilsonA
+23.1 per pick · best Russell Wilson (+186)
2015Lik-A RockGreg RockenbaughA
+15.3 per pick · best Devonta Freeman (+122)
Per manager

Drafting profiles

ManagerDraftsGraded picksValue / pick▼Rounds 1–5Rounds 10+Best draft
Hunter Ansley12203+11.2+19.2+3.22×
Lance Black11190+7.7−1.0+15.20×
Jesse Landry12203+3.6−0.6−1.93×
Greg Rockenbaugh584+3.6−33.2+13.51×
Mourice Wilson12206+0.7+3.4+0.31×
Adam Morgan117−0.9+54.2−20.00×
Eric Nicaud12207−1.3−7.3+12.92×
Joshua Gary12204−1.7−1.1+7.81×
Noah Ansley235−1.8+4.8−16.20×
Jacob Foy118−3.9+72.6−20.60×
Nick Valluzzo10154−4.2−15.7+2.50×
Jeffrey Proctor12204−6.4−8.6−9.91×
Will Salzer6102−10.4−9.8−11.60×
Taylor Bolton12206−10.6−5.9−19.81×

MethodValue per pick is points above slot expectation, averaged over non-keeper picks in completed seasons. "Best draft" counts seasons with the league's top report card.

Hindsight

Retrospectives

Best picks ever

Points above slot expectation

1Patrick MahomesQB2018 · R15 #142Alan Autry Bubbas · 504.0 season pts+3852Lamar JacksonQB2024 · R8 #76Beast Mode Cowboy · 490.0 season pts+3393Lamar JacksonQB2019 · R14 #1376 pack Big Macs · 465.0 season pts+3274Aaron RodgersQB2020 · R10 #99Beast Mode Cowboy · 463.5 season pts+3105Tom BradyQB2021 · R8 #73Team Sports · 453.0 season pts+3016Josh AllenQB2020 · R10 #94Booger Wolf · 442.5 season pts+3007Patrick MahomesQB2022 · R3 #286 Pack Big Macs · 475.5 season pts+3008Matthew StaffordQB2025 · R16 #1576 Pack Big Macs · 422.0 season pts+2839Joe BurrowQB2024 · R6 #55Pimp Trick Gangsta Click · 427.0 season pts+27710Andrew LuckQB2014 · R5 #48Alan Autry Bubbas · 422.0 season pts+274

Early-round busts

Rounds 1–3, worst value

1Le'Veon BellRB2018 · R1 #8Johnson, Flaccid · 0.0 season pts−2192Adrian PetersonRB2014 · R1 #6The Hakuna Matata · 9.0 season pts−2133Jordy NelsonWR2015 · R2 #17Gronkey Punch Time · 0.0 season pts−2114Saquon BarkleyRB2020 · R1 #3Johnson, Flaccid · 11.0 season pts−2105Adrian PetersonRB2016 · R1 #9Boner Bandits · 5.5 season pts−2026David JohnsonRB2017 · R2 #12Beast Mode Cowboy · 9.0 season pts−2007Nick ChubbRB2023 · R2 #16Pimp Trick Gangsta Click · 21.0 season pts−1988Antonio BrownWR2019 · R2 #12Boner Bandits · 13.0 season pts−1969Danny AmendolaWR2014 · R1 #1Beast Mode Cowboy · 34.5 season pts−19110Jerick McKinnonRB2018 · R3 #25Boner Bandits · 0.0 season pts−180

Late-round steals

Round 10 or later

1Patrick MahomesQB2018 · R15 #142Alan Autry Bubbas · 504.0 season pts+3852Lamar JacksonQB2019 · R14 #1376 pack Big Macs · 465.0 season pts+3273Aaron RodgersQB2020 · R10 #99Beast Mode Cowboy · 463.5 season pts+3104Josh AllenQB2020 · R10 #94Booger Wolf · 442.5 season pts+3005Matthew StaffordQB2025 · R16 #1576 Pack Big Macs · 422.0 season pts+2836Patriots D/STD/ST2019 · R10 #92Boner Bandits · 412.0 season pts+2717Matt RyanQB2016 · R18 #179Boner Bandits · 385.0 season pts+2698Cam NewtonQB2015 · R11 #106Pimp Trick Gangsta Click · 417.0 season pts+2639Justin HerbertQB2020 · R17 #164Laces IN!! Laces IN!! · 369.0 season pts+25110Andrew LuckQB2018 · R10 #92SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT · 385.5 season pts+244