+37.0per pick3220 pts
Best Ben Roethlisberger (+208)Worst Dennis Pitta (−113)
Report cards
Grades
+15.3per pick2889 pts
Best Russell Wilson (+208)Worst Reggie Bush (−119)
+14.3per pick2848 pts
Best Andrew Luck (+274)Worst Eric Ebron (−108)
+4.0per pick2686 pts
Best Drew Brees (+140)Worst Zac Stacy (−144)
+2.2per pick2668 pts
Best Philip Rivers (+190)Worst Maurice Jones-Drew (−137)
−0.9per pick2627 pts
Best Aaron Rodgers (+213)Worst Johnny Manziel (−108)
−4.8per pick2508 pts
Best Tony Romo (+189)Worst Christine Michael (−112)
−17.6per pick2312 pts
Best Tom Brady (+138)Worst Danny Amendola (−191)
−17.9per pick2337 pts
Best Cam Newton (+123)Worst Adrian Peterson (−213)
−30.2per pick2109 pts
Best Seahawks D/ST (+140)Worst Danny Woodhead (−142)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. Beast, 2. Pimp, 3. BISCUIT, 4. Team, 5. In2, 6. The, 7. Nguyening, 8. Alan, 9. Flaccid,, 10. Boner.
170 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Danny AmendolaWR1.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy34.5−191
2Matt ForteRB1.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click282.0+57
3Drew BreesQB1.3 · BISCUIT WHEELS360.5+140
4Jimmy GrahamTE1.4 · Team Sports179.5−39
5Jamaal CharlesRB1.5 · In2 DEEP219.0−3
6Adrian PetersonRB1.6 · The Hakuna Matata9.0−213
7LeSean McCoyRB1.7 · Nguyening Time172.0−54
8Eddie LacyRB1.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas239.0+20
9Peyton ManningQB1.9 · Flaccid, Johnson389.0+182
10Marshawn LynchRB1.10 · Boner Bandits273.5+61
11Julio JonesWR2.1 · Boner Bandits235.0+24
12Le'Veon BellRB2.2 · Flaccid, Johnson315.5+107
13Dez BryantWR2.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas271.0+65
14DeMarco MurrayRB2.4 · Nguyening Time310.5+108
15Matthew StaffordQB2.5 · The Hakuna Matata289.0+83
16Aaron RodgersQB2.6 · In2 DEEP432.0+213
17Giovani BernardRB2.7 · Team Sports155.5−55
18A.J. GreenWR2.8 · BISCUIT WHEELS170.5−44
19Demaryius ThomasWR2.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click280.5+70
20Montee BallRB2.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy27.5−175
21Tom BradyQB3.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy337.0+138
22Reggie BushRB3.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click77.0−119
23Zac StacyRB3.3 · BISCUIT WHEELS48.0−143
24Colin KaepernickQB3.4 · Team Sports280.0+91
25Randall CobbWR3.5 · In2 DEEP238.5+58
26Jordy NelsonWR3.6 · The Hakuna Matata280.0+105
27Brandon MarshallWR3.7 · Nguyening Time143.5−31
28Andre EllingtonRB3.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas147.0−29
29Rob GronkowskiTE3.9 · Flaccid, Johnson219.0+41
30Doug MartinRB3.10 · Boner Bandits64.5−109
31Andre JohnsonWR4.1 · Boner Bandits140.5−36
32Alshon JefferyWR4.2 · Flaccid, Johnson209.5+27
33Antonio BrownWR4.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas321.5+142
34Ben TateRB4.4 · Nguyening Time65.5−114
35Larry FitzgeraldWR4.5 · The Hakuna Matata117.5−53
36Frank GoreRB4.6 · In2 DEEP144.5−16
37Michael CrabtreeWR4.7 · Team Sports121.0−38
38Alfred MorrisRB4.8 · BISCUIT WHEELS167.5+14
39Julius ThomasTE4.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click137.5−13
40Marlon BrownWR4.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy33.0−123
41Marques ColstonWR5.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy142.5−15
42Julian EdelmanWR5.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click175.0+9
43Trent RichardsonRB5.3 · BISCUIT WHEELS94.5−70
44Seahawks D/STD/ST5.4 · Team Sports298.0+140
45DeSean JacksonWR5.5 · In2 DEEP180.0+18
46Ray RiceRB5.6 · The Hakuna Matata0.0−159
47Roddy WhiteWR5.7 · Nguyening Time167.0+16
48Andrew LuckQB5.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas422.0+274
49Victor CruzWR5.9 · Flaccid, Johnson48.5−90
50Keenan AllenWR5.10 · Boner Bandits129.5−7
51Rashad JenningsRB6.1 · Boner Bandits115.0−25
52C.J. SpillerRB6.2 · Flaccid, Johnson54.5−93
53Toby GerhartRB6.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas58.0−87
54Percy HarvinWR6.4 · Nguyening Time96.5−53
55Cam NewtonQB6.5 · The Hakuna Matata273.0+123
56Chris JohnsonRB6.6 · In2 DEEP94.0−58
57Danny WoodheadRB6.7 · Team Sports7.5−142
58Torrey SmithWR6.8 · BISCUIT WHEELS161.5+12
59Pierre GarconWR6.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click121.0−17
60Brandin CooksWR6.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy108.5−33
61Panthers D/STD/ST7.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy234.0+95
62Ryan MathewsRB7.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click58.5−76
63Malcom FloydWR7.3 · BISCUIT WHEELS142.0+5
64Wes WelkerWR7.4 · Team Sports77.5−67
65Jordan CameronTE7.5 · In2 DEEP67.0−78
66Kyle RudolphTE7.6 · The Hakuna Matata43.0−102
67Jason WittenTE7.7 · Nguyening Time125.0−21
68T.Y. HiltonWR7.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas215.0+68
69Joique BellRB7.9 · Flaccid, Johnson171.0+23
70Jay CutlerQB7.10 · Boner Bandits300.0+148
71Greg OlsenTE8.1 · Boner Bandits173.0+21
72Jeremy MaclinWR8.2 · Flaccid, Johnson230.5+85
73Eric DeckerWR8.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas159.0+7
74Maurice Jones-DrewRB8.4 · Nguyening Time17.5−137
75Bishop SankeyRB8.5 · The Hakuna Matata73.0−77
76Sammy WatkinsWR8.6 · In2 DEEP158.5+8
77Jordan ReedTE8.7 · Team Sports66.0−77
78Mike WallaceWR8.8 · BISCUIT WHEELS170.5+29
79Russell WilsonQB8.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click354.5+208
80Knile DavisRB8.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy105.0−32
81Vernon DavisTE9.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy43.0−86
8249ers D/STD/ST9.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click264.0+132
83Devonta FreemanRB9.3 · BISCUIT WHEELS59.0−74
84Pierre ThomasRB9.4 · Team Sports90.5−42
85Darren SprolesRB9.5 · In2 DEEP127.0+2
86Emmanuel SandersWR9.6 · The Hakuna Matata242.5+119
87Nick FolesQB9.7 · Nguyening Time145.0+17
88Knowshon MorenoRB9.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas20.5−105
89Dennis PittaTE9.9 · Flaccid, Johnson20.0−113
90Cordarrelle PattersonWR9.10 · Boner Bandits69.5−63
91Carlos HydeRB10.1 · Boner Bandits58.0−74
92Reggie WayneWR10.2 · Flaccid, Johnson114.0−27
93Eric EbronTE10.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas38.5−107
94Kelvin BenjaminWR10.4 · Nguyening Time180.5+38
95Anquan BoldinWR10.5 · The Hakuna Matata173.5+17
96Riley CooperWR10.6 · In2 DEEP91.5−59
97Terrance WilliamsWR10.7 · Team Sports121.5−28
98Martellus BennettTE10.8 · BISCUIT WHEELS168.0+9
99Golden TateWR10.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click204.5+51
100Arian FosterRB10.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy246.0+97
101Chris IvoryRB11.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy135.0−16
102Khiry RobinsonRB11.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click53.0−97
103Steve Smith Sr.WR11.3 · BISCUIT WHEELS178.5+30
104Kendall WrightWR11.4 · Team Sports132.5−25
105Jeremy HillRB11.5 · In2 DEEP188.5+38
106LeGarrette BlountRB11.6 · The Hakuna Matata82.0−72
107Mike EvansWR11.7 · Nguyening Time204.0+49
108Steven JacksonRB11.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas121.0−35
109Mark IngramRB11.9 · Flaccid, Johnson168.5+16
110Andre WilliamsRB11.10 · Boner Bandits126.0−23
111Tony RomoQB12.1 · Boner Bandits332.0+189
112Odell Beckham Jr.WR12.2 · Flaccid, Johnson246.5+105
113Robert GriffinQB12.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas91.0−48
114Dwayne BoweWR12.4 · Nguyening Time99.0−43
115Dan BaileyK12.5 · The Hakuna Matata145.0−1
116Bobby RaineyRB12.6 · In2 DEEP87.5−62
117Jonathan StewartRB12.7 · Team Sports124.5−25
118Fred JacksonRB12.8 · BISCUIT WHEELS143.0−6
119Matt RyanQB12.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click328.0+181
120Vincent JacksonWR12.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy139.0−11
121Calvin JohnsonWR13.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy186.5+34
122Cecil Shorts IIIWR13.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click86.5−68
123Antonio GatesTE13.3 · BISCUIT WHEELS182.5+36
124Matt PraterK13.4 · Team Sports91.0−51
125Cardinals D/STD/ST13.5 · In2 DEEP284.0+142
126Donald BrownRB13.6 · The Hakuna Matata47.5−106
127Zach ErtzTE13.7 · Nguyening Time107.0−47
128Stevan RidleyRB13.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas46.0−105
129Rams D/STD/ST13.9 · Flaccid, Johnson263.0+117
130Josh GordonWR13.10 · Boner Bandits40.0−110
131Bengals D/STD/ST14.1 · Boner Bandits224.0+67
132Ben RoethlisbergerQB14.2 · Flaccid, Johnson367.0+208
133Lamar MillerRB14.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas192.0+40
134Stevie JohnsonWR14.4 · Nguyening Time73.5−81
135Broncos D/STD/ST14.5 · The Hakuna Matata251.0+98
136Jarvis LandryWR14.6 · In2 DEEP132.0−16
137Ladarius GreenTE14.7 · Team Sports28.5−109
138Darren McFaddenRB14.8 · BISCUIT WHEELS89.0−45
139Heath MillerTE14.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click120.0−17
140Mohamed SanuWR14.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy145.0+15
141Alex SmithQB15.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy243.0+119
142Bernard PierceRB15.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click43.0−76
143Shonn GreeneRB15.3 · BISCUIT WHEELS46.5−69
144Markus WheatonWR15.4 · Team Sports97.5−25
145Robbie GouldK15.5 · In2 DEEP52.0−77
146Hakeem NicksWR15.6 · The Hakuna Matata78.0−48
147Philip RiversQB15.7 · Nguyening Time316.0+190
148DeAndre HopkinsWR15.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas188.0+63
149Nick NovakK15.9 · Flaccid, Johnson112.0−12
150Adam VinatieriK15.10 · Boner Bandits152.0+21
151Christine MichaelRB16.1 · Boner Bandits16.5−112
152Roy HeluRB16.2 · Flaccid, Johnson96.0−26
153Greg JenningsWR16.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas132.5+12
154Patriots D/STD/ST16.4 · Nguyening Time277.0+153
155Charles ClayTE16.5 · The Hakuna Matata102.0−28
156Tre MasonRB16.6 · In2 DEEP121.0−17
157Terrance WestRB16.7 · Team Sports99.5−39
158Andy DaltonQB16.8 · BISCUIT WHEELS254.5+121
159Mason CrosbyK16.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click135.0−2
160DeAngelo WilliamsRB16.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy25.5−107
161Shane VereenRB17.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy127.0−10
162Brandon LaFellWR17.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click169.0+37
163Chiefs D/STD/ST17.3 · BISCUIT WHEELS250.0+124
164Rueben RandleWR17.4 · Team Sports138.5+20
165Johnny ManzielQB17.5 · In2 DEEP10.0−108
166James JonesWR17.6 · The Hakuna Matata130.5+8
167Stephen GostkowskiK17.7 · Nguyening Time168.0+46
168C.J. AndersonRB17.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas186.0+69
169Buccaneers D/STD/ST17.9 · Flaccid, Johnson195.0+81
170James StarksRB17.10 · Boner Bandits59.0−52
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Ryan Tannehill QBTeam Sports320.5
Texans D/ST D/STBISCUIT WHEELS302.0
Bills D/ST D/STThe Hakuna Matata302.0
Eagles D/ST D/STIn2 DEEP290.0
Lions D/ST D/STBISCUIT WHEELS285.0
Ravens D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy280.0
Packers D/ST D/STFlaccid, Johnson, Nguyening Time264.0
Vikings D/ST D/STNguyening Time254.0
Dolphins D/ST D/STPimp Trick Gangsta Click244.0
Browns D/ST D/STAlan Autry Bubbas238.0
NotePlayers not drafted in 2014 who were rostered at some point, by season total. For this season ESPN exposes only starters, so this list is limited to players who were started.