+23.5per pick3069 pts1 keeper
Best Jared Goff (+210)Worst Melvin Gordon III (−93)
Report cards
Grades
+8.3per pick2962 pts1 keeper
Best Bills D/ST (+137)Worst Rashaad Penny (−83)
+7.8per pick2854 pts
Best Patrick Mahomes (+300)Worst Breece Hall (−75)
+4.4per pick2982 pts1 keeper
Best Broncos D/ST (+131)Worst Trey Lance (−141)
+3.3per pick2849 pts1 keeper
Best Trevor Lawrence (+178)Worst Kyle Pitts (−102)
−2.4per pick2629 pts1 keeper
Best Tom Brady (+178)Worst Michael Thomas (−105)
−2.6per pick2908 pts1 keeper
Best 49ers D/ST (+219)Worst Isaiah Spiller (−121)
−2.7per pick2643 pts1 keeper
Best Jalen Hurts (+233)Worst Skyy Moore (−122)
−6.7per pick2607 pts
Best Steelers D/ST (+146)Worst Javonte Williams (−147)
−15.9per pick2405 pts1 keeper
Best Josh Jacobs (+117)Worst Ronald Jones (−118)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. Beast, 2. Pimp, 3. 6, 4. Booger, 5. SHINGS, 6. Boner, 7. Team, 8. Johnson,, 9. Alan, 10. Laces.
180 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Tee HigginsWR1.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy183.0Keeper
2Derrick HenryRB1.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click285.5+60
3Najee HarrisRB1.3 · 6 Pack Big Macs191.5−29
4Josh AllenQB1.4 · Booger Wolf437.0Keeper
5Mike WilliamsWR1.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT143.5Keeper
6Deebo SamuelWR1.6 · Boner Bandits134.0Keeper
7James ConnerRB1.7 · Team Sports164.0Keeper
8Justin JeffersonWR1.8 · Johnson, Flaccid305.0Keeper
9Joe BurrowQB1.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas387.0Keeper
10Justin HerbertQB1.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!285.0Keeper
11Joe MixonRB2.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy200.0−11
12Aaron JonesRB2.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click209.5+1
13Davante AdamsWR2.3 · 6 Pack Big Macs290.0+84
14Jonathan TaylorRB2.4 · Booger Wolf129.0−74
15Christian McCaffreyRB2.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT303.5+98
16Ja'Marr ChaseWR2.6 · Boner Bandits197.5−22
17Austin EkelerRB2.7 · Team Sports305.5+95
18Cooper KuppWR2.8 · Johnson, Flaccid167.5−47
19Alvin KamaraRB2.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas171.5−39
20Dalvin CookRB2.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!210.5+8
21Nick ChubbRB3.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!263.5+65
22Saquon BarkleyRB3.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas246.5+50
23Stefon DiggsWR3.3 · Johnson, Flaccid264.0+73
24Keenan AllenWR3.4 · Team Sports128.0−61
25Ezekiel ElliottRB3.5 · Boner Bandits167.5−13
26Cam AkersRB3.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT130.5−45
27Mark AndrewsTE3.7 · Booger Wolf150.5−24
28Patrick MahomesQB3.8 · 6 Pack Big Macs475.5+300
29Javonte WilliamsRB3.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click31.0−147
30D'Andre SwiftRB3.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy157.0−17
31Josh JacobsRB4.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy293.5+117
32DJ MooreWR4.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click162.5−20
33Breece HallRB4.3 · 6 Pack Big Macs104.5−75
34Tyreek HillWR4.4 · Booger Wolf289.5+110
35Travis KelceTE4.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT259.0+88
36J.K. DobbinsRB4.6 · Boner Bandits75.5−85
37Leonard FournetteRB4.7 · Team Sports176.5+17
38David MontgomeryRB4.8 · Johnson, Flaccid150.0−4
39CeeDee LambWR4.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas244.5+94
40Mike EvansWR4.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!189.5+34
41Kyle PittsTE5.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!55.0−102
42A.J. BrownWR5.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas254.0+88
43Clyde Edwards-HelaireRB5.3 · Johnson, Flaccid84.5−80
44Michael Pittman Jr.WR5.4 · Team Sports163.5+5
45Travis Etienne Jr.RB5.5 · Boner Bandits180.5+19
46Chris GodwinWR5.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT167.0+8
47Courtland SuttonWR5.7 · Booger Wolf123.0−28
48Diontae JohnsonWR5.8 · 6 Pack Big Macs129.0−19
49Devin SingletaryRB5.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click144.0+5
50Elijah MitchellRB5.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy38.5−98
51George KittleTE6.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy166.0+26
52Darnell MooneyWR6.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click77.0−70
53Brandin CooksWR6.3 · 6 Pack Big Macs111.5−34
54Dameon PierceRB6.4 · Booger Wolf142.0−7
55Adam ThielenWR6.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT136.0−14
56Miles SandersRB6.6 · Boner Bandits202.0+50
57Jalen HurtsQB6.7 · Team Sports383.0+233
58Darren WallerTE6.8 · Johnson, Flaccid67.0−82
59Jaylen WaddleWR6.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas220.5+82
60DK MetcalfWR6.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!179.0+38
61Gabe DavisWR7.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!145.0+6
62AJ DillonRB7.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas143.0+9
63Lamar JacksonQB7.3 · Johnson, Flaccid239.0+102
64James CookRB7.4 · Team Sports83.5−61
65Michael ThomasWR7.5 · Boner Bandits41.0−104
66Rhamondre StevensonRB7.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT202.5+58
67Allen Robinson IIWR7.7 · Booger Wolf64.5−81
68Kyler MurrayQB7.8 · 6 Pack Big Macs198.0+51
69Hunter RenfrowWR7.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click56.0−92
70Marquise BrownWR7.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy116.5−36
71Amon-Ra St. BrownWR8.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy206.0+54
72Tony PollardRB8.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click227.5+82
73Dalton SchultzTE8.3 · 6 Pack Big Macs108.5−44
74Allen LazardWR8.4 · Booger Wolf138.0−16
75Jerry JeudyWR8.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT168.5+19
76Matthew StaffordQB8.6 · Boner Bandits101.0−50
77Amari CooperWR8.7 · Team Sports206.0+63
78Kareem HuntRB8.8 · Johnson, Flaccid94.5−47
79Chase EdmondsRB8.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas57.0−89
80Damien HarrisRB8.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!73.5−63
81Rashod BatemanWR9.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!47.5−81
82George PickensWR9.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas134.0+2
83Rashaad PennyRB9.3 · Johnson, Flaccid50.0−83
84Rachaad WhiteRB9.4 · Team Sports101.0−32
85Tom BradyQB9.5 · Boner Bandits303.0+178
86Antonio GibsonRB9.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT129.0+6
87Cordarrelle PattersonRB9.7 · Booger Wolf137.5+9
88James RobinsonRB9.8 · 6 Pack Big Macs79.5−46
89Aaron RodgersQB9.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click252.0+119
90Russell WilsonQB9.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy191.5+59
91JuJu Smith-SchusterWR10.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy140.0+8
92Dallas GoedertTE10.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click110.5−31
93Drake LondonWR10.3 · 6 Pack Big Macs136.0−10
94Kadarius ToneyWR10.4 · Booger Wolf45.0−98
95Melvin Gordon IIIRB10.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT63.5−93
96DeVonta SmithWR10.6 · Boner Bandits204.5+54
97Nyheim HinesRB10.7 · Team Sports60.0−90
98Bills D/STD/ST10.8 · Johnson, Flaccid296.0+137
99T.J. HockensonTE10.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas165.0+11
100Terry McLaurinWR10.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!185.5+36
101DeAndre HopkinsWR11.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!117.0−34
102Trey LanceQB11.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas9.0−141
103Christian KirkWR11.3 · Johnson, Flaccid195.0+46
104Zach ErtzTE11.4 · Team Sports88.5−69
105Darrell Henderson Jr.RB11.5 · Boner Bandits57.5−93
106Saints D/STD/ST11.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT270.0+116
107Brandon AiyukWR11.7 · Booger Wolf181.0+26
108Pat FreiermuthTE11.8 · 6 Pack Big Macs109.5−47
109Chris OlaveWR11.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click163.0+10
110Robert WoodsWR11.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy81.5−68
111Jarvis LandryWR12.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy45.5−97
112Kenneth Walker IIIRB12.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click186.5+45
113Justin TuckerK12.3 · 6 Pack Big Macs160.0+21
114Raheem MostertRB12.4 · Booger Wolf143.5+2
115Marquez Valdes-ScantlingWR12.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT97.0−49
116DJ CharkWR12.6 · Boner Bandits79.0−70
117Skyy MooreWR12.7 · Team Sports28.0−122
118Tyler LockettWR12.8 · Johnson, Flaccid190.0+41
119Treylon BurksWR12.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas72.5−74
120Khalil HerbertRB12.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!107.5−42
121Dawson KnoxTE13.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!106.0−46
122Evan McPhersonK13.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas112.0−42
123Dak PrescottQB13.3 · Johnson, Flaccid220.0+73
124Kenneth GainwellRB13.4 · Team Sports63.5−79
125Ravens D/STD/ST13.5 · Boner Bandits297.0+155
126Kirk CousinsQB13.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT303.0+150
127Alexander MattisonRB13.7 · Booger Wolf69.5−84
128Packers D/STD/ST13.8 · 6 Pack Big Macs255.0+104
129Elijah MooreWR13.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click64.5−81
130Jakobi MeyersWR13.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy144.5−6
131Buccaneers D/STD/ST14.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy254.0+97
132Jamaal WilliamsRB14.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click213.0+54
133Michael CarterRB14.3 · 6 Pack Big Macs92.5−60
134Michael GallupWR14.4 · Booger Wolf80.5−74
135Tyler BoydWR14.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT136.0−17
136Colts D/STD/ST14.6 · Boner Bandits251.0+103
137Russell GageWR14.7 · Team Sports92.5−45
138Brian Robinson Jr.RB14.8 · Johnson, Flaccid102.5−32
139Zamir WhiteRB14.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas4.0−133
140Kenyan DrakeRB14.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!86.5−43
141Rams D/STD/ST15.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!239.0+115
142Garrett WilsonWR15.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas171.5+53
143Jahan DotsonWR15.3 · Johnson, Flaccid110.5−5
144Rondale MooreWR15.4 · Team Sports65.5−57
145Irv Smith Jr.TE15.5 · Boner Bandits39.5−90
146Chase ClaypoolWR15.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT76.0−50
147Isaiah SpillerRB15.7 · Booger Wolf5.5−121
148Joshua PalmerWR15.8 · 6 Pack Big Macs129.0+4
149Jameis WinstonQB15.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click39.0−85
150Ronald JonesRB15.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy13.5−118
151Mark Ingram IIRB16.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy36.0−93
152Nico CollinsWR16.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click73.5−48
153Cole KmetTE16.3 · 6 Pack Big Macs117.0−4
15449ers D/STD/ST16.4 · Booger Wolf343.0+219
155Chuba HubbardRB16.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT75.0−55
156Matt GayK16.6 · Boner Bandits131.0−7
157Cowboys D/STD/ST16.7 · Team Sports328.0+189
158Derek CarrQB16.8 · Johnson, Flaccid241.0+107
159Chargers D/STD/ST16.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas240.0+103
160Trevor LawrenceQB16.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!311.0+178
161Isaiah McKenzieWR17.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!87.0−50
162Broncos D/STD/ST17.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas263.0+131
163Hunter HenryTE17.3 · Johnson, Flaccid79.5−46
164Romeo DoubsWR17.4 · Team Sports75.0−43
165Mike GesickiTE17.5 · Boner Bandits76.0−42
166Harrison ButkerK17.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT91.0−31
167Daniel CarlsonK17.7 · Booger Wolf158.0+36
168Isiah PachecoRB17.8 · 6 Pack Big Macs117.5+0
169Steelers D/STD/ST17.9 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click260.0+146
170Brandon McManusK17.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy122.0+11
171Brevin JordanTE18.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy16.0−98
172Julio JonesWR18.2 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click52.0−67
173Rex BurkheadRB18.3 · 6 Pack Big Macs49.5−58
174Tua TagovailoaQB18.4 · Booger Wolf271.0+161
175Jared GoffQB18.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT317.5+210
176Noah FantTE18.6 · Boner Bandits91.0−23
177Tyler BassK18.7 · Team Sports131.0+12
178David NjokuTE18.8 · Johnson, Flaccid106.0−12
179Alec PierceWR18.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas86.5−29
180Mac JonesQB18.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!161.0+38
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Patriots D/ST D/STAlan Autry Bubbas, Laces IN!! Laces IN!!336.0
Eagles D/ST D/STPimp Trick Gangsta Click328.0
Geno Smith QBPimp Trick Gangsta Click310.0
Jets D/ST D/STJohnson, Flaccid277.0
Justin Fields QBAlan Autry Bubbas277.0
Jaguars D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy, Booger Wolf276.0
Commanders D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy275.0
Daniel Jones QBBeast Mode Cowboy, Laces IN!! Laces IN!!268.0
Chiefs D/ST D/STLaces IN!! Laces IN!!, Team Sports258.0
Bengals D/ST D/STLaces IN!! Laces IN!!, Booger Wolf, SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT257.0
NotePlayers not drafted in 2022 who were rostered at some point, by season total.