+29.1per pick3251 pts
Best Dak Prescott (+202)Worst Mike Evans (−109)
Report cards
Grades
+25.4per pick3284 pts1 keeper
Best Patriots D/ST (+162)Worst Jerome Ford (−123)
+22.5per pick3132 pts
Best Jared Goff (+196)Worst Tank Bigsby (−99)
+20.6per pick2964 pts1 keeper
Best Drake Maye (+209)Worst Evan Engram (−85)
+11.8per pick2914 pts1 keeper
Best Matthew Stafford (+283)Worst Joe Mixon (−133)
+10.0per pick2818 pts1 keeper
Best Baker Mayfield (+141)Worst Brandon Aiyuk (−137)
−1.2per pick2732 pts1 keeper
Best Seahawks D/ST (+221)Worst Braelon Allen (−114)
−14.5per pick2336 pts1 keeper
Best Texans D/ST (+194)Worst Trey Benson (−105)
−17.0per pick2412 pts
Best Patrick Mahomes (+136)Worst Austin Ekeler (−143)
−23.5per pick2221 pts1 keeper
Best Bills D/ST (+106)Worst Kaleb Johnson (−145)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. Team, 2. SHINGS, 3. Alan, 4. Booger, 5. Laces, 6. Johnson,, 7. 6, 8. Beast, 9. Bone, 10. Pimp.
180 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Bijan RobinsonRB1.1 · Team Sports331.5+106
2Saquon BarkleyRB1.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT209.5−16
3Bucky IrvingRB1.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas120.0Keeper
4Brian Thomas Jr.WR1.4 · Booger Wolf105.0Keeper
5Bo NixQB1.5 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!325.0Keeper
6Malik NabersWR1.6 · Johnson, Flaccid48.0Keeper
7Nico CollinsWR1.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs188.5Keeper
8Chase BrownRB1.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy236.5Keeper
9Amon-Ra St. BrownWR1.9 · Bone Bandits261.5+54
10Brock BowersTE1.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click140.0Keeper
11Terry McLaurinWR2.1 · Team Sports92.0−119
12Drake LondonWR2.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT166.0−43
13Ashton JeantyRB2.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas212.5+7
14Ja'Marr ChaseWR2.4 · Booger Wolf254.5+52
15CeeDee LambWR2.5 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!167.5−38
16Jahmyr GibbsRB2.6 · Johnson, Flaccid327.5+108
17Derrick HenryRB2.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs270.5+60
18Christian McCaffreyRB2.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy355.0+140
19James Cook IIIRB2.9 · Bone Bandits289.5+79
20Justin JeffersonWR2.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click155.0−47
21Jonathan TaylorRB3.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click338.0+139
22Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR3.2 · Bone Bandits305.5+109
23De'Von AchaneRB3.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy286.5+95
24A.J. BrownWR3.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs180.0−9
25Ladd McConkeyWR3.5 · Johnson, Flaccid143.0−37
26Puka NacuaWR3.6 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!309.5+134
27Kyren WilliamsRB3.7 · Booger Wolf234.0+60
28Josh JacobsRB3.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas210.0+34
29Mike EvansWR3.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT69.0−109
30Tee HigginsWR3.10 · Team Sports177.5+4
31Zay FlowersWR4.1 · Team Sports195.0+19
32George KittleTE4.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT128.5−54
33Joe BurrowQB4.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas148.0−31
34Omarion HamptonRB4.4 · Booger Wolf115.0−64
35Trey McBrideTE4.5 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!248.0+77
36Jayden DanielsQB4.6 · Johnson, Flaccid107.0−53
37Alvin KamaraRB4.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs76.5−83
38Tyreek HillWR4.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy41.5−112
39Marvin Harrison Jr.WR4.9 · Bone Bandits101.5−49
40Kenneth Walker IIIRB4.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click166.5+11
41Chuba HubbardRB5.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click97.0−60
42DeVonta SmithWR5.2 · Bone Bandits158.5−7
43Josh AllenQB5.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy372.0+208
44Jalen HurtsQB5.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs316.0+158
45D'Andre SwiftRB5.5 · Johnson, Flaccid203.0+41
46TreVeyon HendersonRB5.6 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!184.5+26
47Lamar JacksonQB5.7 · Booger Wolf214.0+63
48Xavier WorthyWR5.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas81.0−67
49Breece HallRB5.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT183.0+44
50James ConnerRB5.10 · Team Sports26.0−110
51Tony PollardRB6.1 · Team Sports162.5+22
52George PickensWR6.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT240.5+93
53Tyrone Tracy Jr.RB6.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas132.0−13
54Kaleb JohnsonRB6.4 · Booger Wolf4.5−145
55Davante AdamsWR6.5 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!187.0+37
56Aaron Jones Sr.RB6.6 · Johnson, Flaccid97.0−55
57DK MetcalfWR6.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs155.5+6
58Garrett WilsonWR6.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy80.0−69
59Isiah PachecoRB6.9 · Bone Bandits70.5−68
60DJ MooreWR6.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click136.0−5
61Baker MayfieldQB7.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click280.0+141
62Jared GoffQB7.2 · Bone Bandits330.0+196
63Calvin RidleyWR7.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy36.5−101
64David MontgomeryRB7.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs145.0+1
65Sam LaPortaTE7.5 · Johnson, Flaccid82.0−63
66RJ HarveyRB7.6 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!172.5+28
67Courtland SuttonWR7.7 · Booger Wolf178.0+32
68Tetairoa McMillanWR7.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas171.0+24
69Jaylen WarrenRB7.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT191.0+43
70Patrick MahomesQB7.10 · Team Sports288.5+136
71Austin EkelerRB8.1 · Team Sports8.5−143
72Rachaad WhiteRB8.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT109.0−36
73Emeka EgbukaWR8.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas161.5+9
74Jameson WilliamsWR8.4 · Booger Wolf182.5+28
75Jerome FordRB8.5 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!27.0−123
76J.K. DobbinsRB8.6 · Johnson, Flaccid106.5−44
77Travis HunterWR8.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs49.0−94
78Travis KelceTE8.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy147.0+6
79Tank BigsbyRB8.9 · Bone Bandits47.5−99
80Jaylen WaddleWR8.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click156.0+19
81Quinshon JudkinsRB9.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click151.0+22
82Chris Godwin Jr.WR9.2 · Bone Bandits62.5−69
83Rome OdunzeWR9.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy121.0−12
84Joe MixonRB9.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs0.0−133
85Travis Etienne Jr.RB9.5 · Johnson, Flaccid225.0+100
86T.J. HockensonTE9.6 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!78.5−45
87Matthew GoldenWR9.7 · Booger Wolf46.5−82
88Ricky PearsallWR9.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas68.0−57
89Cooper KuppWR9.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT85.5−48
90Khalil ShakirWR9.10 · Team Sports126.0−6
91Steelers D/STD/ST10.1 · Team Sports264.0+132
92Michael Pittman Jr.WR10.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT156.0+15
93Rashee RiceWR10.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas121.5−24
94Jaydon BlueRB10.4 · Booger Wolf16.5−126
95Chris OlaveWR10.5 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!215.0+58
96Luther Burden IIIWR10.6 · Johnson, Flaccid102.5−48
97Deebo SamuelWR10.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs142.0−8
98Jerry JeudyWR10.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy89.0−70
99Jauan JenningsWR10.9 · Bone Bandits139.5−14
100Jakobi MeyersWR10.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click130.5−19
101Cam SkatteboRB11.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click110.0−41
102Jordan AddisonWR11.2 · Bone Bandits111.0−39
103Brian Robinson Jr.RB11.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy52.0−97
104Keon ColemanWR11.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs79.0−78
105Texans D/STD/ST11.5 · Johnson, Flaccid344.0+194
106Stefon DiggsWR11.6 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!164.5+10
107Tucker KraftTE11.7 · Booger Wolf99.0−56
108Evan EngramTE11.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas71.0−85
109Brock PurdyQB11.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT202.0+49
110Rhamondre StevensonRB11.10 · Team Sports152.0+3
111Jayden ReedWR12.1 · Team Sports36.5−106
112Dak PrescottQB12.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT344.0+202
113Colston LovelandTE12.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas133.0−6
114Javonte WilliamsRB12.4 · Booger Wolf214.5+73
115Rashid ShaheedWR12.5 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!120.5−25
116Darnell MooneyWR12.6 · Johnson, Flaccid60.0−89
117Mark AndrewsTE12.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs98.0−52
118Tyler WarrenTE12.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy141.0−8
119Eagles D/STD/ST12.9 · Bone Bandits279.0+132
120Zach CharbonnetRB12.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click163.0+13
121Justin HerbertQB13.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click280.0+128
122Jacory Croskey-MerrittRB13.2 · Bone Bandits129.5−25
123Nick ChubbRB13.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy72.5−74
124Broncos D/STD/ST13.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs306.0+164
125Tyjae SpearsRB13.5 · Johnson, Flaccid78.5−64
126Kyler MurrayQB13.6 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!69.0−84
127David NjokuTE13.7 · Booger Wolf65.5−88
128Drake MayeQB13.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas359.5+209
129Ravens D/STD/ST13.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT233.0+87
130Dalton KincaidTE13.10 · Team Sports102.5−48
131Josh DownsWR14.1 · Team Sports102.0−55
132Lions D/STD/ST14.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT226.0+67
133Caleb WilliamsQB14.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas343.0+191
134Bills D/STD/ST14.4 · Booger Wolf261.0+106
135Vikings D/STD/ST14.5 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!293.0+140
136Jayden HigginsWR14.6 · Johnson, Flaccid103.5−44
137Zach ErtzTE14.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs97.0−41
138Seahawks D/STD/ST14.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy355.0+221
139C.J. StroudQB14.9 · Bone Bandits224.0+87
140Jake FergusonTE14.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click139.0+9
141Xavier LegetteWR15.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click68.5−55
142Jonnu SmithTE15.2 · Bone Bandits56.0−63
143Jaylen WrightRB15.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy39.5−76
144Najee HarrisRB15.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs7.5−115
145Trey BensonRB15.5 · Johnson, Flaccid24.5−105
146Mason TaylorTE15.6 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!63.0−63
147Jordan MasonRB15.7 · Booger Wolf111.0−15
148Dallas GoedertTE15.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas149.0+24
149Jordan LoveQB15.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT255.0+131
150Tyler AllgeierRB15.10 · Team Sports106.0−25
151Bhayshul TutenRB16.1 · Team Sports74.0−55
152Hunter HenryTE16.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT140.0+18
153Keenan AllenWR16.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas134.5+14
154DJ GiddensRB16.4 · Booger Wolf9.0−115
155Patriots D/STD/ST16.5 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!292.0+162
156Chase McLaughlinK16.6 · Johnson, Flaccid143.0+5
157Matthew StaffordQB16.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs422.0+283
158Jake BatesK16.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy144.0+10
159Buccaneers D/STD/ST16.9 · Bone Bandits224.0+87
160Cameron DickerK16.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click163.0+30
161Brandon AiyukWR17.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click0.0−137
162Cade OttonTE17.2 · Bone Bandits86.5−45
163Braelon AllenRB17.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy12.0−114
164Chris BoswellK17.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs142.0+24
165J.J. McCarthyQB17.5 · Johnson, Flaccid112.0−6
166Tyler LoopK17.6 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!138.0+16
167Joshua PalmerWR17.7 · Booger Wolf37.0−85
168Colts D/STD/ST17.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas218.0+101
169Brandon AubreyK17.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT188.0+74
170Tyler BassK17.10 · Team Sports0.0−111
171Tua TagovailoaQB18.1 · Team Sports167.0+53
172Kareem HuntRB18.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT125.0+6
173Wil LutzK18.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas130.0+23
174Shedeur SandersQB18.4 · Booger Wolf73.0−37
175Jaxson DartQB18.5 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!229.0+122
176Jack BechWR18.6 · Johnson, Flaccid29.0−85
177Aaron RodgersQB18.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs239.5+120
178Cam WardQB18.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy151.0+33
179Sam DarnoldQB18.9 · Bone Bandits255.0+139
180Jets D/STD/ST18.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click144.0+21
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Trevor Lawrence QBJohnson, Flaccid341.0
Jaguars D/ST D/STBone Bandits, Booger Wolf298.0
Rams D/ST D/STAlan Autry Bubbas284.0
Browns D/ST D/STTeam Sports, Pimp Trick Gangsta Click283.0
Chargers D/ST D/STPimp Trick Gangsta Click, Booger Wolf, Alan Autry Bubbas279.0
Saints D/ST D/STPimp Trick Gangsta Click, Booger Wolf267.0
Falcons D/ST D/STPimp Trick Gangsta Click, Bone Bandits253.0
Panthers D/ST D/STBone Bandits245.0
Chiefs D/ST D/STBooger Wolf243.0
Bears D/ST D/STPimp Trick Gangsta Click240.0
NotePlayers not drafted in 2025 who were rostered at some point, by season total.