−61.3per pick1588 pts1 keeper
Best Buccaneers D/ST (+48)Worst Travis Etienne Jr. (−149)
Report cards
Grades
−63.9per pick1561 pts1 keeper
Best Josh Allen (+39)Worst Jordyn Tyson (−157)
−68.9per pick1420 pts1 keeper
Best Matthew Stafford (+23)Worst Justin Jefferson (−128)
−75.7per pick1254 pts
Best Jared Goff (+23)Worst DeVonta Smith (−127)
−76.0per pick1301 pts1 keeper
Best Chuba Hubbard (−7)Worst Zach Charbonnet (−153)
−77.6per pick1222 pts1 keeper
Best Drake Maye (+23)Worst Isiah Pacheco (−150)
−80.0per pick1253 pts1 keeper
Best Joe Burrow (+61)Worst De'Zhaun Stribling (−137)
−82.1per pick1188 pts1 keeper
Best Patrick Mahomes (+4)Worst Jeremiyah Love (−147)
−88.4per pick1142 pts
Best Cam Ward (−16)Worst De'Von Achane (−200)
−93.9per pick1000 pts1 keeper
Best Steelers D/ST (+8)Worst Michael Pittman Jr. (−140)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. Team, 2. Bone, 3. Laces, 4. Johnson,, 5. Pimp, 6. 6, 7. Booger, 8. Beast, 9. Alan, 10. SHINGS.
180 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Josh DownsWR1.1 · Team Sports50.0Keeper
2James Cook IIIRB1.2 · Bone Bandits123.0−102
3Chris OlaveWR1.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!99.5Keeper
4De'Von AchaneRB1.4 · Johnson, Flaccid18.5−200
5Brock BowersTE1.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click103.5Keeper
6Nico CollinsWR1.6 · 6 Pack Big Macs61.0Keeper
7Javonte WilliamsRB1.7 · Booger Wolf123.0Keeper
8Chase BrownRB1.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy67.0Keeper
9Caleb WilliamsQB1.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas94.0Keeper
10George PickensWR1.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT82.5Keeper
11Jahmyr GibbsRB2.1 · Team Sports177.0−34
12Derrick HenryRB2.2 · Bone Bandits124.0−85
13Christian McCaffreyRB2.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!121.0−85
14A.J. BrownWR2.4 · Johnson, Flaccid12.5−190
15Bijan RobinsonRB2.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click139.5−66
16Amon-Ra St. BrownWR2.6 · 6 Pack Big Macs112.5−107
17Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR2.7 · Booger Wolf192.0−19
18Jonathan TaylorRB2.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy126.5−88
19Ja'Marr ChaseWR2.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas104.5−106
20Puka NacuaWR2.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT109.0−93
21Justin JeffersonWR3.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT71.0−128
22Malik NabersWR3.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas98.0−98
23Jeremiyah LoveRB3.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy44.5−147
24Omarion HamptonRB3.4 · Booger Wolf51.5−137
25Saquon BarkleyRB3.5 · 6 Pack Big Macs43.5−137
26CeeDee LambWR3.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click138.0−37
27Trey McBrideTE3.7 · Johnson, Flaccid116.0−58
28Ashton JeantyRB3.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!106.5−69
29Zay FlowersWR3.9 · Bone Bandits103.0−75
30Cam SkatteboRB3.10 · Team Sports61.5−112
31Davante AdamsWR4.1 · Team Sports86.0−90
32DeVonta SmithWR4.2 · Bone Bandits55.0−127
33Kenneth Walker IIIRB4.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!149.0−30
34Jayden DanielsQB4.4 · Johnson, Flaccid98.0−81
35Travis Etienne Jr.RB4.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click22.5−148
36Breece HallRB4.6 · 6 Pack Big Macs36.0−124
37Tee HigginsWR4.7 · Booger Wolf117.5−42
38Rashee RiceWR4.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy44.0−110
39Kyren WilliamsRB4.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas126.5−24
40Drake LondonWR4.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT87.5−68
41David MontgomeryRB5.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT38.5−119
42D'Andre SwiftRB5.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas133.0−33
43Ladd McConkeyWR5.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy40.5−124
44Josh AllenQB5.4 · Booger Wolf197.5+39
45Josh JacobsRB5.5 · 6 Pack Big Macs35.5−126
46Bucky IrvingRB5.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click119.0−40
47Bhayshul TutenRB5.7 · Johnson, Flaccid105.5−45
48Tetairoa McMillanWR5.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!87.0−61
49Courtland SuttonWR5.9 · Bone Bandits34.0−105
50Rhamondre StevensonRB5.10 · Team Sports81.5−55
51Jameson WilliamsWR6.1 · Team Sports85.5−55
52Terry McLaurinWR6.2 · Bone Bandits36.5−111
53Colston LovelandTE6.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!53.5−92
54Emeka EgbukaWR6.4 · Johnson, Flaccid54.0−95
55Quinshon JudkinsRB6.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click69.5−80
56Rome OdunzeWR6.6 · 6 Pack Big Macs55.0−97
57Jaylen WaddleWR6.7 · Booger Wolf59.5−90
58Garrett WilsonWR6.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy89.5−60
59Joe BurrowQB6.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas199.0+61
60Tony PollardRB6.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT108.0−33
61Dak PrescottQB7.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT160.0+21
62Jadarian PriceRB7.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas12.0−122
63Lamar JacksonQB7.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy84.0−53
64Tyler WarrenTE7.4 · Booger Wolf56.0−88
65Jalen HurtsQB7.5 · 6 Pack Big Macs82.0−63
66DJ MooreWR7.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click44.0−101
67Jaylen WarrenRB7.7 · Johnson, Flaccid129.5−16
68Luther Burden IIIWR7.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!91.0−56
69Jacory Croskey-MerrittRB7.9 · Bone Bandits39.5−109
70Kyle MonangaiRB7.10 · Team Sports58.5−94
71Drake MayeQB8.1 · Team Sports175.0+23
72Parker WashingtonWR8.2 · Bone Bandits81.5−64
73Marvin Harrison Jr.WR8.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!27.5−125
74DK MetcalfWR8.4 · Johnson, Flaccid59.5−95
75Mike EvansWR8.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click73.5−76
76Michael Pittman Jr.WR8.6 · 6 Pack Big Macs10.5−140
77Jonathon BrooksRB8.7 · Booger Wolf7.0−136
78Carnell TateWR8.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy57.0−84
79TreVeyon HendersonRB8.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas26.5−120
80Aaron Jones Sr.RB8.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT69.5−67
81Matthew StaffordQB9.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT152.0+23
82Tucker KraftTE9.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas66.5−65
83Alec PierceWR9.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy9.5−124
84Christian WatsonWR9.4 · Booger Wolf129.0−4
85Sam LaPortaTE9.5 · 6 Pack Big Macs66.5−59
86Trevor LawrenceQB9.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click154.0+31
87Stefon DiggsWR9.7 · Johnson, Flaccid65.5−63
88Chuba HubbardRB9.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!118.0−7
89Jared GoffQB9.9 · Bone Bandits156.0+23
90Rachaad WhiteRB9.10 · Team Sports50.0−82
91Harold Fannin Jr.TE10.1 · Team Sports70.5−62
92Khalil ShakirWR10.2 · Bone Bandits50.5−91
93Makai LemonWR10.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!42.5−103
94Chris Godwin Jr.WR10.4 · Johnson, Flaccid35.5−107
95Matthew GoldenWR10.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click108.5−48
96Brian Thomas Jr.WR10.6 · 6 Pack Big Macs27.0−124
97Tyler AllgeierRB10.7 · Booger Wolf69.5−80
98Kyle Pitts Sr.TE10.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy52.0−107
99Quentin JohnstonWR10.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas23.0−131
100Texans D/STD/ST10.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT86.0−63
101George KittleTE11.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT87.0−64
102Brandon AubreyK11.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas73.0−77
103Michael WilsonWR11.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy82.5−66
104Jordyn TysonWR11.4 · Booger Wolf0.0−157
105Justin HerbertQB11.5 · 6 Pack Big Macs51.0−99
106Jakobi MeyersWR11.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click51.0−103
107Jaxson DartQB11.7 · Johnson, Flaccid30.0−125
108Zach CharbonnetRB11.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!3.5−153
109Broncos D/STD/ST11.9 · Bone Bandits124.0−29
110Romeo DoubsWR11.10 · Team Sports48.0−101
111Xavier WorthyWR12.1 · Team Sports40.5−102
112Unknown player12.2 · Bone Bandits——
113KC ConcepcionWR12.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!48.5−91
114RJ HarveyRB12.4 · Johnson, Flaccid51.5−90
115Blake CorumRB12.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click71.0−75
116Rico DowdleRB12.6 · 6 Pack Big Macs34.5−115
117Isaiah LikelyTE12.7 · Booger Wolf88.5−61
118Seahawks D/STD/ST12.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy137.0−12
119Tre TuckerWR12.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas84.5−62
120Rashid ShaheedWR12.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT31.0−119
121Mark AndrewsTE13.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT35.5−117
122Rams D/STD/ST13.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas110.0−44
123J.K. DobbinsRB13.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy50.0−97
124Mike Washington Jr.RB13.4 · Booger Wolf31.5−111
125Jake FergusonTE13.5 · 6 Pack Big Macs33.5−109
126Dallas GoedertTE13.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click48.0−105
127Jalen CokerWR13.7 · Johnson, Flaccid64.5−89
128Eagles D/STD/ST13.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!70.0−81
129Kenny GainwellRB13.9 · Bone Bandits43.0−103
130Isiah PachecoRB13.10 · Team Sports0.0−150
131Browns D/STD/ST14.1 · Team Sports116.0−41
132Cameron DickerK14.2 · Bone Bandits47.0−112
133Bo NixQB14.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!120.0−32
134Lions D/STD/ST14.4 · Johnson, Flaccid86.0−69
135Tyler ShoughQB14.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click133.0−20
136Steelers D/STD/ST14.6 · 6 Pack Big Macs156.0+8
137Ravens D/STD/ST14.7 · Booger Wolf94.0−44
138Chris Rodriguez Jr.RB14.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy38.0−96
139De'Zhaun StriblingWR14.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas0.0−137
140Patriots D/STD/ST14.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT124.0−6
141Brian Robinson Jr.RB15.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT47.5−76
142Jonah ColemanRB15.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas36.5−82
143T.J. HockensonTE15.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy59.5−56
144Jason MyersK15.4 · Booger Wolf62.0−61
145Ka'imi FairbairnK15.5 · 6 Pack Big Macs76.0−53
146Alvin KamaraRB15.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click50.0−76
147Woody MarksRB15.7 · Johnson, Flaccid50.0−76
148Travis KelceTE15.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!65.5−60
149Sam DarnoldQB15.9 · Bone Bandits92.0−32
150Jordan MasonRB15.10 · Team Sports19.0−112
151Dontayvion WicksWR16.1 · Team Sports41.5−87
152Unknown player16.2 · Bone Bandits——
153Jordan JamesRB16.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!2.5−118
154Kenyon SadiqTE16.4 · Johnson, Flaccid35.5−89
155Chargers D/STD/ST16.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click82.0−48
156Jordan AddisonWR16.6 · 6 Pack Big Macs40.0−98
157Brock PurdyQB16.7 · Booger Wolf165.0+26
158Patrick MahomesQB16.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy138.0+4
159Fernando MendozaQB16.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas1.0−136
160Calvin RidleyWR16.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT11.0−122
161Jake BatesK17.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT63.0−74
162Juwan JohnsonTE17.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas51.0−81
163Cyrus AllenWR17.3 · Beast Mode Cowboy7.5−118
164Wan'Dale RobinsonWR17.4 · Booger Wolf54.5−64
165Tyjae SpearsRB17.5 · 6 Pack Big Macs15.5−102
166Harrison MevisK17.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click26.0−96
167Eddy PineiroK17.7 · Johnson, Flaccid36.0−86
168Cam LittleK17.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!62.0−55
169Jaguars D/STD/ST17.9 · Bone Bandits132.0+18
170Jayden ReedWR17.10 · Team Sports4.0−107
171Harrison ButkerK18.1 · Team Sports57.0−57
172Ja'Kobi LaneWR18.2 · Bone Bandits12.5−107
173Baker MayfieldQB18.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!33.0−74
174Cam WardQB18.4 · Johnson, Flaccid94.0−16
175Buccaneers D/STD/ST18.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click155.0+48
176Pat FreiermuthTE18.6 · 6 Pack Big Macs63.5−50
177Dalton KincaidTE18.7 · Booger Wolf62.5−57
178Tyler LoopK18.8 · Beast Mode Cowboy61.0−57
179Travis HunterWR18.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas14.0−102
180Hunter HenryTE18.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT56.5−66
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Kirk Cousins QBBooger Wolf187.0
Jordan Love QBLaces IN!! Laces IN!!171.0
Vikings D/ST D/STBone Bandits156.0
C.J. Stroud QBLaces IN!! Laces IN!!, Johnson, Flaccid132.0
Packers D/ST D/STBooger Wolf, Laces IN!! Laces IN!!131.0
Bryce Young QBTeam Sports130.0
Bears D/ST D/STTeam Sports128.0
Geno Smith QB6 Pack Big Macs122.0
Bengals D/ST D/STAlan Autry Bubbas, Laces IN!! Laces IN!!116.0
Aaron Rodgers QB6 Pack Big Macs116.0
NotePlayers not drafted in 2026 who were rostered at some point, by season total.