+44.5per pick3596 pts1 keeper
Best Patrick Mahomes (+385)Worst Jordan Wilkins (−93)
Report cards
Grades
+25.1per pick3257 pts1 keeper
Best Drew Brees (+204)Worst Marshawn Lynch (−90)
+7.3per pick2888 pts
Best Ben Roethlisberger (+248)Worst Jerick McKinnon (−180)
−1.1per pick2709 pts
Best Andrew Luck (+244)Worst Tyler Eifert (−113)
−1.4per pick2780 pts1 keeper
Best Matt Ryan (+234)Worst Devonta Freeman (−164)
−5.2per pick2657 pts1 keeper
Best Kirk Cousins (+158)Worst Jay Ajayi (−141)
−7.3per pick2540 pts1 keeper
Best Cam Newton (+149)Worst Leonard Fournette (−101)
−8.5per pick2596 pts
Best Philip Rivers (+189)Worst Delanie Walker (−138)
−16.8per pick2433 pts
Best Tom Brady (+166)Worst Le'Veon Bell (−219)
−19.5per pick2392 pts1 keeper
Best Saquon Barkley (+143)Worst Dez Bryant (−152)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. The, 2. SHINGS, 3. Lik-A, 4. Team, 5. Beast, 6. Boner, 7. Pimp, 8. Johnson,, 9. Alan, 10. Laces.
180 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Russell WilsonQB1.1 · The Hakuna Matata312.5Keeper
2David JohnsonRB1.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT208.0−17
3Adam ThielenWR1.3 · Lik-A Rock251.5Keeper
4Michael ThomasWR1.4 · Team Sports251.5Keeper
5Alvin KamaraRB1.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy304.5Keeper
6Odell Beckham Jr.WR1.6 · Boner Bandits199.5−22
7DeAndre HopkinsWR1.7 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click277.5+52
8Le'Veon BellRB1.8 · Johnson, Flaccid0.0−219
9Deshaun WatsonQB1.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas320.0Keeper
10Kareem HuntRB1.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!216.0Keeper
11Antonio BrownWR2.1 · The Hakuna Matata274.0+63
12LeSean McCoyRB2.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT101.0−108
13Julio JonesWR2.3 · Lik-A Rock270.5+65
14Leonard FournetteRB2.4 · Team Sports102.0−101
15Todd Gurley IIRB2.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy337.5+132
16Melvin GordonRB2.6 · Boner Bandits247.0+28
17Dalvin CookRB2.7 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click124.0−87
18Mike EvansWR2.8 · Johnson, Flaccid251.0+36
19Ezekiel ElliottRB2.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas284.5+74
20Saquon BarkleyRB2.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!345.5+143
21Christian McCaffreyRB3.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!327.5+129
22Joe MixonRB3.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas215.5+19
23Travis KelceTE3.3 · Johnson, Flaccid239.5+48
24Golden TateWR3.4 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click140.0−49
25Jerick McKinnonRB3.5 · Boner Bandits0.0−180
26Keenan AllenWR3.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy204.5+29
27Davante AdamsWR3.7 · Team Sports273.5+99
28Rob GronkowskiTE3.8 · Lik-A Rock104.5−71
29Chris HoganWR3.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT85.5−93
30Devonta FreemanRB3.10 · The Hakuna Matata9.5−164
31Larry FitzgeraldWR4.1 · The Hakuna Matata146.5−30
32Jarvis LandryWR4.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT173.5−9
33Jay AjayiRB4.3 · Lik-A Rock38.5−141
34Doug BaldwinWR4.4 · Team Sports112.0−67
35A.J. GreenWR4.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy123.0−48
36Amari CooperWR4.6 · Boner Bandits179.5+19
37Tyreek HillWR4.7 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click293.5+134
38Tom BradyQB4.8 · Johnson, Flaccid319.5+166
39T.Y. HiltonWR4.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas201.0+50
40Jordan HowardRB4.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!161.0+5
41Stefon DiggsWR5.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!210.0+53
42Aaron RodgersQB5.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas317.0+151
43Marvin Jones Jr.WR5.3 · Johnson, Flaccid93.5−71
44Duke Johnson Jr.RB5.4 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click96.5−62
45Kenyan DrakeRB5.5 · Boner Bandits168.5+7
46Marshawn LynchRB5.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy68.5−90
47Rashaad PennyRB5.7 · Team Sports59.5−91
48Lamar MillerRB5.8 · Lik-A Rock156.5+9
49Brandin CooksWR5.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT198.0+59
50Derrick HenryRB5.10 · The Hakuna Matata188.5+52
51Zach ErtzTE6.1 · The Hakuna Matata221.0+81
52Jimmy GrahamTE6.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT98.5−49
53Dion LewisRB6.3 · Lik-A Rock118.5−27
54Carson WentzQB6.4 · Team Sports203.5+54
55Drew BreesQB6.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy353.5+204
56Alshon JefferyWR6.6 · Boner Bandits148.5−3
57Mark Ingram IIRB6.7 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click125.5−24
58Robert WoodsWR6.8 · Johnson, Flaccid214.0+65
59Demaryius ThomasWR6.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas121.5−17
60Greg OlsenTE6.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!62.5−79
61Will Fuller VWR7.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!92.0−47
62JuJu Smith-SchusterWR7.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas246.5+112
63Ronald JonesRB7.3 · Johnson, Flaccid14.5−123
64Delanie WalkerTE7.4 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click7.0−137
65Royce FreemanRB7.5 · Boner Bandits86.0−59
66Kerryon JohnsonRB7.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy117.0−28
67Cam NewtonQB7.7 · Team Sports295.0+149
68Kirk CousinsQB7.8 · Lik-A Rock304.5+158
69Alex CollinsRB7.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT91.5−57
70Allen RobinsonWR7.10 · The Hakuna Matata120.5−32
71Rex BurkheadRB8.1 · The Hakuna Matata37.0−115
72Jordy NelsonWR8.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT119.5−26
73Tevin ColemanRB8.3 · Lik-A Rock166.0+14
74Sony MichelRB8.4 · Team Sports132.5−22
75Josh GordonWR8.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy118.5−31
76Ben RoethlisbergerQB8.6 · Boner Bandits398.5+248
77Matthew StaffordQB8.7 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click204.0+61
78Michael CrabtreeWR8.8 · Johnson, Flaccid100.0−41
79Tarik CohenRB8.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas190.5+44
80Kelvin BenjaminWR8.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!51.5−85
81Jimmy GaroppoloQB9.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!43.0−86
82Chris CarsonRB9.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas186.0+54
83Corey DavisWR9.3 · Johnson, Flaccid145.5+12
84Devin FunchessWR9.4 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click96.0−37
85Sammy WatkinsWR9.5 · Boner Bandits93.0−32
86Julian EdelmanWR9.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy164.0+41
87Jaguars D/STD/ST9.7 · Team Sports254.0+126
88Jamison CrowderWR9.8 · Lik-A Rock63.5−62
89Ty MontgomeryRB9.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT49.5−84
90Randall CobbWR9.10 · The Hakuna Matata68.0−64
91Josh DoctsonWR10.1 · The Hakuna Matata83.0−49
92Andrew LuckQB10.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT385.5+244
93Vikings D/STD/ST10.3 · Lik-A Rock270.0+124
94Jamaal WilliamsRB10.4 · Team Sports88.5−54
95Nelson AgholorWR10.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy128.0−29
96DJ MooreWR10.6 · Boner Bandits120.5−30
97Chris ThompsonRB10.7 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click62.5−87
98Isaiah CrowellRB10.8 · Johnson, Flaccid126.5−32
99Marquise GoodwinWR10.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas75.5−78
100Cooper KuppWR10.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!117.0−32
101Eagles D/STD/ST11.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!215.0+64
102Evan EngramTE11.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas96.5−54
103Marlon MackRB11.3 · Johnson, Flaccid162.5+14
104Sterling ShepardWR11.4 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click141.0−16
105Kyle RudolphTE11.5 · Boner Bandits112.0−38
106David NjokuTE11.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy110.0−44
107Chargers D/STD/ST11.7 · Team Sports252.0+97
108Giovani BernardRB11.8 · Lik-A Rock69.5−87
109Emmanuel SandersWR11.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT161.5+9
110Tyler LockettWR11.10 · The Hakuna Matata190.5+41
111Texans D/STD/ST12.1 · The Hakuna Matata294.0+151
112Tyler EifertTE12.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT29.5−112
113Mike WilliamsWR12.3 · Lik-A Rock153.5+14
114Jordan ReedTE12.4 · Team Sports88.0−54
115Ravens D/STD/ST12.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy287.0+141
116Nick ChubbRB12.6 · Boner Bandits187.0+38
117Trey BurtonTE12.7 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click114.0−36
118Saints D/STD/ST12.8 · Johnson, Flaccid251.0+102
119Rams D/STD/ST12.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas275.0+128
120Benjamin WatsonTE12.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!64.5−85
121Dez BryantWR13.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!0.0−152
122Carlos HydeRB13.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas86.0−68
123Nyheim HinesRB13.3 · Johnson, Flaccid116.5−30
124Philip RiversQB13.4 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click331.0+189
125Broncos D/STD/ST13.5 · Boner Bandits255.0+113
126Patriots D/STD/ST13.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy274.0+121
127Michael GallupWR13.7 · Team Sports74.5−79
128Jack DoyleTE13.8 · Lik-A Rock46.0−105
129Jared GoffQB13.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT348.0+202
130James WashingtonWR13.10 · The Hakuna Matata33.0−117
131Matt RyanQB14.1 · The Hakuna Matata391.5+234
132Devontae BookerRB14.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT58.0−101
133Greg ZuerleinK14.3 · Lik-A Rock120.0−32
134Theo RiddickRB14.4 · Team Sports77.5−77
135Aaron JonesRB14.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy150.0−3
136Panthers D/STD/ST14.6 · Boner Bandits209.0+61
137Titans D/STD/ST14.7 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click271.0+133
138Pierre GarconWR14.8 · Johnson, Flaccid43.0−91
139Calvin RidleyWR14.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas172.0+35
140Rob KelleyRB14.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!0.0−130
141Eric DeckerWR15.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!0.0−124
142Patrick MahomesQB15.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas504.0+385
143Stephen GostkowskiK15.3 · Johnson, Flaccid129.0+14
144Corey ClementRB15.4 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click63.0−60
145C.J. AndersonRB15.5 · Boner Bandits63.5−66
146Robby AndersonWR15.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy130.0+4
147LeGarrette BlountRB15.7 · Team Sports73.0−53
148Redskins D/STD/ST15.8 · Lik-A Rock263.0+138
149DeVante ParkerWR15.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT47.0−77
150Jeremy HillRB15.10 · The Hakuna Matata2.5−129
151Cardinals D/STD/ST16.1 · The Hakuna Matata221.0+92
152Latavius MurrayRB16.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT111.0−11
153Kenny StillsWR16.3 · Lik-A Rock113.5−7
154Justin TuckerK16.4 · Team Sports152.0+28
155Bilal PowellRB16.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy49.5−80
156George KittleTE16.6 · Boner Bandits217.0+79
157Cameron MeredithWR16.7 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click19.5−119
158Marqise LeeWR16.8 · Johnson, Flaccid0.0−134
159Jordan WilkinsRB16.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas44.0−93
160Sam DarnoldQB16.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!167.0+34
161Wil LutzK17.1 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!146.0+9
162Falcons D/STD/ST17.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas177.0+45
163Josh AllenQB17.3 · Johnson, Flaccid194.0+68
164Doug MartinRB17.4 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click105.0−13
165Harrison ButkerK17.5 · Boner Bandits135.0+17
166Baker MayfieldQB17.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy268.0+146
167Darren SprolesRB17.7 · Team Sports50.5−71
168Rishard MatthewsWR17.8 · Lik-A Rock2.5−115
169Steelers D/STD/ST17.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT253.0+139
170Matt BryantK17.10 · The Hakuna Matata103.0−8
171Josh RosenQB18.1 · The Hakuna Matata84.0−30
172Andy DaltonQB18.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT190.0+71
173Matt BreidaRB18.3 · Lik-A Rock144.5+37
174Unknown player18.4 · Team Sports——
175Chris BoswellK18.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy69.0−38
176John RossWR18.6 · Boner Bandits68.5−45
177Matt PraterK18.7 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click125.0+6
178Kalen BallageRB18.8 · Johnson, Flaccid32.5−86
179Dan BaileyK18.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas83.0−33
180Adrian PetersonRB18.10 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!173.0+50
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Bears D/ST D/STBoner Bandits354.0
Mitchell Trubisky QBBoner Bandits282.0
Dak Prescott QBLaces IN!! Laces IN!!273.0
Bills D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy, Johnson, Flaccid, Boner Bandits258.0
Seahawks D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy, Laces IN!! Laces IN!!, Pimp Trick Gangsta Click255.0
Colts D/ST D/STJohnson, Flaccid255.0
James Conner RBBeast Mode Cowboy245.5
Chiefs D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy239.0
Cowboys D/ST D/STSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT235.0
Eli Manning QBJohnson, Flaccid230.0
NotePlayers not drafted in 2018 who were rostered at some point, by season total.