+25.5per pick3361 pts1 keeper
Best Cooper Kupp (+221)Worst J.K. Dobbins (−154)
Report cards
Grades
+13.3per pick3026 pts1 keeper
Best Dak Prescott (+219)Worst Kylin Hill (−118)
+7.6per pick2854 pts
Best Kirk Cousins (+214)Worst Raheem Mostert (−138)
+7.5per pick2950 pts1 keeper
Best Matthew Stafford (+242)Worst Wayne Gallman (−107)
+6.1per pick2964 pts1 keeper
Best Kyler Murray (+175)Worst Terrace Marshall Jr. (−100)
+4.2per pick2949 pts1 keeper
Best Ravens D/ST (+83)Worst Jalen Reagor (−67)
+3.3per pick2663 pts
Best Tom Brady (+301)Worst Isaiah Hodgins (−146)
−14.6per pick2538 pts1 keeper
Best Browns D/ST (+127)Worst Logan Thomas (−114)
−29.0per pick2454 pts1 keeper
Best Rams D/ST (+134)Worst Gus Edwards (−154)
−29.9per pick2350 pts1 keeper
Best Colts D/ST (+160)Worst Calvin Ridley (−142)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. SHINGS, 2. Bojack, 3. Team, 4. Laces, 5. Pimp, 6. Boner, 7. Johnson,, 8. Alan, 9. Booger, 10. Beast.
180 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Austin EkelerRB1.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT294.0+68
2Jonathan TaylorRB1.2 · Bojack Horsecocks357.0Keeper
3Aaron JonesRB1.3 · Team Sports192.0−29
4Justin HerbertQB1.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!431.0Keeper
5Russell WilsonQB1.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click260.0Keeper
6Buccaneers D/STD/ST1.6 · Boner Bandits287.0Keeper
7Justin JeffersonWR1.7 · Johnson, Flaccid275.0Keeper
8Patrick MahomesQB1.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas411.0Keeper
9Josh AllenQB1.9 · Booger Wolf440.0Keeper
10Aaron RodgersQB1.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy369.5Keeper
11DeAndre HopkinsWR2.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT122.0−89
12Saquon BarkleyRB2.2 · Bojack Horsecocks123.5−85
13Stefon DiggsWR2.3 · Team Sports228.5+23
14Christian McCaffreyRB2.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!102.5−100
15Davante AdamsWR2.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click284.5+79
16Derrick HenryRB2.6 · Boner Bandits189.0−30
17Alvin KamaraRB2.7 · Johnson, Flaccid204.5−6
18Nick ChubbRB2.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas202.0−13
19Ezekiel ElliottRB2.9 · Booger Wolf218.5+8
20Dalvin CookRB2.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy184.0−18
21Travis KelceTE3.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy211.0+12
22Calvin RidleyWR3.2 · Booger Wolf54.5−142
23Joe MixonRB3.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas258.0+67
24Clyde Edwards-HelaireRB3.4 · Johnson, Flaccid101.5−87
25Tyreek HillWR3.5 · Boner Bandits234.5+54
26Najee HarrisRB3.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click252.0+77
27DK MetcalfWR3.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!202.5+28
28Chris CarsonRB3.8 · Team Sports44.0−132
29Terry McLaurinWR3.9 · Bojack Horsecocks173.5−5
30Mike EvansWR3.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT219.0+45
31Adam ThielenWR4.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT162.5−14
32Josh JacobsRB4.2 · Bojack Horsecocks186.0+4
33George KittleTE4.3 · Team Sports159.5−20
34Antonio GibsonRB4.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!199.0+20
35Robert WoodsWR4.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click109.5−61
36A.J. BrownWR4.6 · Boner Bandits147.5−13
37Keenan AllenWR4.7 · Johnson, Flaccid202.0+43
38J.K. DobbinsRB4.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas0.0−154
39Allen Robinson IIWR4.9 · Booger Wolf63.0−88
40D'Andre SwiftRB4.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy173.0+17
41Darrell Henderson Jr.RB5.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy137.5−20
42Mike DavisRB5.2 · Booger Wolf105.0−61
43CeeDee LambWR5.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas188.5+24
44Miles SandersRB5.4 · Johnson, Flaccid98.0−60
45David MontgomeryRB5.5 · Boner Bandits165.0+3
46Darren WallerTE5.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click103.5−55
47Travis Etienne Jr.RB5.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!0.0−151
48Amari CooperWR5.8 · Team Sports163.0+15
49Kyler MurrayQB5.9 · Bojack Horsecocks314.0+175
50Kareem HuntRB5.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT93.0−43
51Raheem MostertRB6.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT2.0−138
52Brandon AiyukWR6.2 · Bojack Horsecocks134.0−13
53Ronald Jones IIRB6.3 · Team Sports64.0−81
54Ja'Marr ChaseWR6.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!270.5+121
55Chase EdmondsRB6.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click111.5−38
56DJ MooreWR6.6 · Boner Bandits184.5+33
57Diontae JohnsonWR6.7 · Johnson, Flaccid218.5+69
58Cooper KuppWR6.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas370.5+221
59Chris GodwinWR6.9 · Booger Wolf191.0+53
60Myles GaskinRB6.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy134.5−7
61Tyler LockettWR7.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy208.5+70
62Damien HarrisRB7.2 · Booger Wolf200.0+66
63Javonte WilliamsRB7.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas173.5+36
64Dak PrescottQB7.4 · Johnson, Flaccid363.0+219
65Kenny GolladayWR7.5 · Boner Bandits66.5−79
66Julio JonesWR7.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click59.5−85
67Jerry JeudyWR7.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!61.0−85
68James ConnerRB7.8 · Team Sports228.5+82
69James RobinsonRB7.9 · Bojack Horsecocks145.5−3
70Leonard FournetteRB7.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT211.5+59
71Jarvis LandryWR8.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT100.0−52
72DeVonta SmithWR8.2 · Bojack Horsecocks150.0+5
73Tom BradyQB8.3 · Team Sports453.0+301
74JuJu Smith-SchusterWR8.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!25.5−129
75Chase ClaypoolWR8.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click130.5−19
76Zack MossRB8.6 · Boner Bandits82.5−68
77Mark AndrewsTE8.7 · Johnson, Flaccid243.5+101
78Noah FantTE8.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas118.0−23
79Kyle PittsTE8.9 · Booger Wolf138.0−8
80Odell Beckham Jr.WR8.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy100.0−37
81Tee HigginsWR9.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy180.0+51
82Corey DavisWR9.2 · Booger Wolf87.0−45
83Trey SermonRB9.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas23.5−110
84Courtland SuttonWR9.4 · Johnson, Flaccid114.0−19
85DJ Chark Jr.WR9.5 · Boner Bandits28.5−97
86Devin SingletaryRB9.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click165.0+42
87Michael ThomasWR9.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!0.0−128
88Laviska Shenault Jr.WR9.8 · Team Sports87.5−38
89Tyler BoydWR9.9 · Bojack Horsecocks144.5+11
90William Fuller VWR9.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT6.0−126
91Tyler HigbeeTE10.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT109.5−23
92Mike GesickiTE10.2 · Bojack Horsecocks123.5−18
93Isaiah HodginsWR10.3 · Team Sports0.0−146
94T.J. HockensonTE10.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!109.5−33
95Logan ThomasTE10.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click43.0−114
96Ryan TannehillQB10.6 · Boner Bandits248.0+97
97Bills D/STD/ST10.7 · Johnson, Flaccid328.0+178
98Joe BurrowQB10.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas348.0+189
99Antonio BrownWR10.9 · Booger Wolf102.0−52
100Michael CarterRB10.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy122.0−27
101Brandin CooksWR11.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy182.0+31
102Robert TonyanTE11.2 · Booger Wolf37.0−113
103AJ DillonRB11.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas154.0+5
104Henry Ruggs IIIWR11.4 · Johnson, Flaccid71.0−86
105Matthew StaffordQB11.5 · Boner Bandits392.0+242
106Robby AndersonWR11.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click106.5−48
107Jaylen WaddleWR11.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!188.0+33
108Kenyan DrakeRB11.8 · Team Sports78.0−78
109Michael Pittman Jr.WR11.9 · Bojack Horsecocks186.0+33
110Mike WilliamsWR11.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT209.0+60
111Dallas GoedertTE12.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT133.0−10
112Lamar JacksonQB12.2 · Bojack Horsecocks232.0+90
113DeVante ParkerWR12.3 · Team Sports80.0−59
114Irv Smith Jr.TE12.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!0.0−142
115Michael GallupWR12.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click71.5−74
116Deebo SamuelWR12.6 · Boner Bandits297.5+148
117Phillip LindsayRB12.7 · Johnson, Flaccid36.0−114
118Darnell MooneyWR12.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas174.5+26
119Latavius MurrayRB12.9 · Booger Wolf94.0−53
120Trevor LawrenceQB12.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy179.0+29
121Elijah MooreWR13.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy112.5−40
122Marquez CallawayWR13.2 · Booger Wolf123.0−31
123Mecole HardmanWR13.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas103.5−43
124Jalen HurtsQB13.4 · Johnson, Flaccid306.0+164
125Steelers D/STD/ST13.5 · Boner Bandits251.0+109
126Cole BeasleyWR13.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click113.0−40
127Gus EdwardsRB13.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!0.0−154
128Marvin Jones Jr.WR13.8 · Team Sports138.5−12
129Jamaal WilliamsRB13.9 · Bojack Horsecocks97.0−49
130David JohnsonRB13.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT53.0−97
131Baker MayfieldQB14.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT167.0+10
132Commanders D/STD/ST14.2 · Bojack Horsecocks212.0+53
133Emmanuel SandersWR14.3 · Team Sports104.0−48
134Melvin Gordon IIIRB14.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!177.0+22
135Nyheim HinesRB14.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click79.0−74
136Austin HooperTE14.6 · Boner Bandits68.0−80
137Jakobi MeyersWR14.7 · Johnson, Flaccid134.5−3
138Marquise BrownWR14.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas176.5+42
139Tyrell WilliamsWR14.9 · Booger Wolf2.0−135
140Ravens D/STD/ST14.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy213.0+83
141Jalen ReagorWR15.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy56.5−67
142Colts D/STD/ST15.2 · Booger Wolf279.0+160
143Trey LanceQB15.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas71.0−44
144Justin FieldsQB15.4 · Johnson, Flaccid99.0−24
145Rashod BatemanWR15.5 · Boner Bandits77.0−52
146Ben RoethlisbergerQB15.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click221.0+95
147Rams D/STD/ST15.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!260.0+134
148Tua TagovailoaQB15.8 · Team Sports186.0+61
149Chuba HubbardRB15.9 · Bojack Horsecocks114.5−10
15049ers D/STD/ST15.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT269.0+138
151Kirk CousinsQB16.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT343.0+214
152Zach WilsonQB16.2 · Bojack Horsecocks124.0+2
153Patriots D/STD/ST16.3 · Team Sports318.0+197
154Vikings D/STD/ST16.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!236.0+112
155Browns D/STD/ST16.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click257.0+127
156Rhamondre StevensonRB16.6 · Boner Bandits100.0−38
157Kenneth GainwellRB16.7 · Johnson, Flaccid95.5−43
158Broncos D/STD/ST16.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas278.0+144
159Xavier JonesRB16.9 · Booger Wolf0.0−137
160Justin TuckerK16.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy158.0+25
161Alexander MattisonRB17.1 · Beast Mode Cowboy103.0−34
162Unknown player17.2 · Booger Wolf——
163Amon-Ra St. BrownWR17.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas176.0+50
164Harrison ButkerK17.4 · Johnson, Flaccid134.0+16
165Wayne GallmanRB17.5 · Boner Bandits10.5−107
166Damien WilliamsRB17.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click48.0−74
167Deshaun WatsonQB17.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!0.0−122
168Tyler BassK17.8 · Team Sports138.0+21
169Russell GageWR17.9 · Bojack Horsecocks127.0+13
170Brandon McManusK17.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT124.0+13
171Mac JonesQB18.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT236.0+122
172Terrace Marshall Jr.WR18.2 · Bojack Horsecocks19.5−100
173Unknown player18.3 · Team Sports——
174Jared GoffQB18.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!191.0+81
175Younghoe KooK18.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click123.0+16
176Greg ZuerleinK18.6 · Boner Bandits121.0+7
177Kylin HillRB18.7 · Johnson, Flaccid1.5−118
178Tony PollardRB18.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas134.5+16
179Matt RyanQB18.9 · Booger Wolf216.0+100
180A.J. GreenWR18.10 · Beast Mode Cowboy125.0+2
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Cowboys D/ST D/STSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT326.0
Saints D/ST D/STJohnson, Flaccid, Booger Wolf295.0
Dolphins D/ST D/STBooger Wolf, Alan Autry Bubbas293.0
Carson Wentz QBTeam Sports280.0
Cardinals D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy276.0
Chiefs D/ST D/STBojack Horsecocks266.0
Titans D/ST D/STTeam Sports, Alan Autry Bubbas, Boner Bandits265.0
Derek Carr QBBooger Wolf262.0
Eagles D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy, Laces IN!! Laces IN!!258.0
Bengals D/ST D/STPimp Trick Gangsta Click255.0
NotePlayers not drafted in 2021 who were rostered at some point, by season total.