+15.8per pick3002 pts
Best Vikings D/ST (+165)Worst Danny Woodhead (−111)
Report cards
Grades
+15.5per pick2955 pts1 keeper
Best Broncos D/ST (+153)Worst Matt Jones (−84)
+10.4per pick2939 pts1 keeper
Best Matthew Stafford (+156)Worst Jamaal Charles (−163)
+2.1per pick2579 pts1 keeper
Best David Johnson (+151)Worst Vincent Jackson (−131)
−2.0per pick2636 pts1 keeper
Best Philip Rivers (+149)Worst Keenan Allen (−166)
−5.5per pick2618 pts1 keeper
Best Drew Brees (+237)Worst Arian Foster (−137)
−9.0per pick2454 pts
Best Carson Palmer (+127)Worst Ameer Abdullah (−125)
−11.3per pick2523 pts
Best Matt Ryan (+269)Worst Adrian Peterson (−202)
−12.1per pick2612 pts1 keeper
Best Chiefs D/ST (+157)Worst Eddie Lacy (−153)
−14.1per pick2521 pts1 keeper
Best Kirk Cousins (+178)Worst Thomas Rawls (−133)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. Team, 2. SHINGS, 3. The, 4. Lik-A, 5. Water, 6. Alan, 7. Beast, 8. Gronkey, 9. Boner, 10. Pimp.
180 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Ezekiel ElliottRB1.1 · Team Sports309.0+83
2Todd GurleyRB1.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT162.5Keeper
3A.J. GreenWR1.3 · The Hakuna Matata155.0−66
4Devonta FreemanRB1.4 · Lik-A Rock247.0Keeper
5Odell Beckham Jr.WR1.5 · Water Hole Assasin248.5Keeper
6Allen RobinsonWR1.6 · Alan Autry Bubbas156.5Keeper
7Amari CooperWR1.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy186.5Keeper
8Tom BradyQB1.8 · Gronkey Punch Time302.0Keeper
9Adrian PetersonRB1.9 · Boner Bandits5.5−202
10Cam NewtonQB1.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click253.0Keeper
11Dez BryantWR2.1 · Team Sports158.0−53
12David JohnsonRB2.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT360.0+151
13Eli ManningQB2.3 · The Hakuna Matata255.0+49
14Antonio BrownWR2.4 · Lik-A Rock250.0+47
15Rob GronkowskiTE2.5 · Water Hole Assasin86.5−119
16Julio JonesWR2.6 · Alan Autry Bubbas221.5+2
17Le'Veon BellRB2.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy275.5+65
18Jordy NelsonWR2.8 · Gronkey Punch Time253.5+39
19Aaron RodgersQB2.9 · Boner Bandits412.0+201
20DeAndre HopkinsWR2.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click153.0−49
21Thomas RawlsRB3.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click65.5−133
22Mike EvansWR3.2 · Boner Bandits252.0+56
23Eddie LacyRB3.3 · Gronkey Punch Time39.0−152
24Lamar MillerRB3.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy167.5−21
25LeSean McCoyRB3.5 · Alan Autry Bubbas272.0+92
26Keenan AllenWR3.6 · Water Hole Assasin9.0−166
27Jamaal CharlesRB3.7 · Lik-A Rock11.0−163
28Kelvin BenjaminWR3.8 · The Hakuna Matata160.5−15
29Andrew LuckQB3.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT324.0+146
30C.J. AndersonRB3.10 · Team Sports89.0−85
31Demaryius ThomasWR4.1 · Team Sports179.0+3
32Doug BaldwinWR4.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT204.0+22
33Jeremy HillRB4.3 · The Hakuna Matata161.5−18
34Brandon MarshallWR4.4 · Lik-A Rock120.5−59
35Mark IngramRB4.5 · Water Hole Assasin209.0+38
36Carlos HydeRB4.6 · Alan Autry Bubbas169.5+9
37Doug MartinRB4.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy73.0−86
38Sammy WatkinsWR4.8 · Gronkey Punch Time68.0−86
39Julian EdelmanWR4.9 · Boner Bandits175.0+24
40Jordan ReedTE4.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click131.0−25
41Randall CobbWR5.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click114.0−43
42Tyler EifertTE5.2 · Boner Bandits79.5−86
43DeMarco MurrayRB5.3 · Gronkey Punch Time264.5+100
44Alshon JefferyWR5.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy116.0−42
45Jarvis LandryWR5.5 · Alan Autry Bubbas181.0+19
46T.Y. HiltonWR5.6 · Water Hole Assasin229.5+71
47Jeremy MaclinWR5.7 · Lik-A Rock82.0−69
48Ameer AbdullahRB5.8 · The Hakuna Matata22.5−125
49Greg OlsenTE5.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT165.0+26
50Ben RoethlisbergerQB5.10 · Team Sports289.0+153
51Delanie WalkerTE6.1 · Team Sports150.5+10
52DeAngelo WilliamsRB6.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT87.0−60
53Travis KelceTE6.3 · The Hakuna Matata183.5+38
54Russell WilsonQB6.4 · Lik-A Rock264.0+115
55Latavius MurrayRB6.5 · Water Hole Assasin182.5+33
56Matt JonesRB6.6 · Alan Autry Bubbas68.0−84
57Arian FosterRB6.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy13.0−137
58Matt ForteRB6.8 · Gronkey Punch Time158.0+9
59Josh GordonWR6.9 · Boner Bandits0.0−138
60Jeremy LangfordRB6.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click54.5−87
61Allen HurnsWR7.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click78.5−60
62Jonathan StewartRB7.2 · Boner Bandits134.0−0
63Brandin CooksWR7.3 · Gronkey Punch Time207.0+70
64Stefon DiggsWR7.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy148.0+4
65Duke Johnson Jr.RB7.5 · Alan Autry Bubbas104.5−41
66Philip RiversQB7.6 · Water Hole Assasin294.0+149
67Golden TateWR7.7 · Lik-A Rock174.5+29
68T.J. YeldonRB7.8 · The Hakuna Matata100.0−47
69Donte MoncriefWR7.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT84.0−64
70Tyler LockettWR7.10 · Team Sports100.5−52
71Melvin GordonRB8.1 · Team Sports222.5+71
72Giovani BernardRB8.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT94.5−51
73Larry FitzgeraldWR8.3 · The Hakuna Matata185.5+33
74Frank GoreRB8.4 · Lik-A Rock185.0+31
75Michael FloydWR8.5 · Water Hole Assasin92.5−57
76Blake BortlesQB8.6 · Alan Autry Bubbas275.5+125
77Drew BreesQB8.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy380.0+237
78Gary BarnidgeTE8.8 · Gronkey Punch Time95.5−46
79Ryan MathewsRB8.9 · Boner Bandits133.5−13
80Derrick HenryRB8.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click91.5−45
81Emmanuel SandersWR9.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click167.5+39
82Jordan MatthewsWR9.2 · Boner Bandits128.5−3
83Devin FunchessWR9.3 · Gronkey Punch Time66.5−67
84Coby FleenerTE9.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy106.0−27
85John BrownWR9.5 · Alan Autry Bubbas80.5−45
86Tavon AustinWR9.6 · Water Hole Assasin107.0−16
87Zach ErtzTE9.7 · Lik-A Rock139.0+11
88Eric DeckerWR9.8 · The Hakuna Matata35.5−90
89Marvin JonesWR9.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT142.5+9
90Sterling ShepardWR9.10 · Team Sports147.5+15
91Danny WoodheadRB10.1 · Team Sports22.0−110
92DeVante ParkerWR10.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT124.0−17
93Kevin WhiteWR10.3 · The Hakuna Matata26.5−119
94DeSean JacksonWR10.4 · Lik-A Rock155.0+12
95Willie SneadWR10.5 · Water Hole Assasin153.0−4
96Broncos D/STD/ST10.6 · Alan Autry Bubbas304.0+153
97Travis BenjaminWR10.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy104.5−45
98Jameis WinstonQB10.8 · Gronkey Punch Time270.0+111
99Rashad JenningsRB10.9 · Boner Bandits109.5−44
100Michael CrabtreeWR10.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click191.5+42
101Kirk CousinsQB11.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click329.0+178
102Torrey SmithWR11.2 · Boner Bandits52.0−98
103Chiefs D/STD/ST11.3 · Gronkey Punch Time306.0+157
104Chris IvoryRB11.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy76.0−81
105Derek CarrQB11.5 · Alan Autry Bubbas303.0+153
106Charles SimsRB11.6 · Water Hole Assasin49.0−105
107Cardinals D/STD/ST11.7 · Lik-A Rock284.0+129
108Seahawks D/STD/ST11.8 · The Hakuna Matata270.0+114
109Vincent JacksonWR11.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT21.5−131
110Stephen GostkowskiK11.10 · Team Sports124.0−25
111Michael ThomasWR12.1 · Team Sports206.0+63
112James StarksRB12.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT42.5−99
113Julius ThomasTE12.3 · The Hakuna Matata64.0−75
114Jay AjayiRB12.4 · Lik-A Rock199.5+58
115Spencer WareRB12.5 · Water Hole Assasin165.5+20
116Corey ColemanWR12.6 · Alan Autry Bubbas71.5−78
117Panthers D/STD/ST12.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy244.0+94
118Steve Smith Sr.WR12.8 · Gronkey Punch Time145.0−4
119Justin ForsettRB12.9 · Boner Bandits45.0−102
120Christine MichaelRB12.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click121.0−29
121Rams D/STD/ST13.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click204.0+52
122Texans D/STD/ST13.2 · Boner Bandits240.0+86
123Antonio GatesTE13.3 · Gronkey Punch Time116.5−30
124Jason WittenTE13.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy112.5−30
125Jimmy GrahamTE13.5 · Alan Autry Bubbas153.5+11
126Bilal PowellRB13.6 · Water Hole Assasin159.0+6
127Kamar AikenWR13.7 · Lik-A Rock47.5−106
128Tevin ColemanRB13.8 · The Hakuna Matata166.5+16
129Bengals D/STD/ST13.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT223.0+77
130Vikings D/STD/ST13.10 · Team Sports315.0+165
131LeGarrette BlountRB14.1 · Team Sports229.5+72
132Mohamed SanuWR14.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT112.5−47
133Justin TuckerK14.3 · The Hakuna Matata172.0+20
134Isaiah CrowellRB14.4 · Lik-A Rock179.0+24
135Tyrod TaylorQB14.5 · Water Hole Assasin254.0+101
136Raiders D/STD/ST14.6 · Alan Autry Bubbas214.0+66
137Laquon TreadwellWR14.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy1.5−136
138Alfred MorrisRB14.8 · Gronkey Punch Time32.5−102
139Dan BaileyK14.9 · Boner Bandits133.0−4
140Markus WheatonWR14.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click14.0−116
141Martellus BennettTE15.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click135.5+12
142Braxton MillerWR15.2 · Boner Bandits20.5−98
143Mason CrosbyK15.3 · Gronkey Punch Time114.0−1
144Dak PrescottQB15.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy296.0+173
145Dwayne AllenTE15.5 · Alan Autry Bubbas91.5−38
146James WhiteRB15.6 · Water Hole Assasin121.0−5
147Matthew StaffordQB15.7 · Lik-A Rock282.0+156
148Carson PalmerQB15.8 · The Hakuna Matata252.0+127
149Andy DaltonQB15.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT253.0+129
150Sammie CoatesWR15.10 · Team Sports65.5−66
151Dion LewisRB16.1 · Team Sports39.5−89
152C.J. SpillerRB16.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT13.0−109
153Terrelle Pryor Sr.WR16.3 · The Hakuna Matata167.5+47
154Blair WalshK16.4 · Lik-A Rock41.0−83
155Darren SprolesRB16.5 · Water Hole Assasin126.0−4
156Sebastian JanikowskiK16.6 · Alan Autry Bubbas129.0−9
157Ladarius GreenTE16.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy45.0−94
158Paul PerkinsRB16.8 · Gronkey Punch Time59.5−74
159Theo RiddickRB16.9 · Boner Bandits125.5−11
160Pierre GarconWR16.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click155.5+23
161Chandler CatanzaroK17.1 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click97.0−40
162Zach MillerTE17.2 · Boner Bandits92.5−39
163Tyler BoydWR17.3 · Gronkey Punch Time88.0−38
164Kenny BrittWR17.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy157.0+39
165Kenneth DixonRB17.5 · Alan Autry Bubbas80.0−38
166Brandon LaFellWR17.6 · Water Hole Assasin150.0+28
167Rishard MatthewsWR17.7 · Lik-A Rock176.5+55
168Victor CruzWR17.8 · The Hakuna Matata76.5−41
169Mike WallaceWR17.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT166.0+52
170Tajae SharpeWR17.10 · Team Sports77.5−33
171Marcus MariotaQB18.1 · Team Sports278.0+164
172Unknown player18.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT——
173Unknown player18.3 · The Hakuna Matata——
174Charles ClayTE18.4 · Lik-A Rock101.5−8
175Unknown player18.5 · Water Hole Assasin——
176Phillip DorsettWR18.6 · Alan Autry Bubbas79.5−34
177Steven HauschkaK18.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy116.0−3
178Kenjon BarnerRB18.8 · Gronkey Punch Time26.5−92
179Matt RyanQB18.9 · Boner Bandits385.0+269
180Brock OsweilerQB18.10 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click164.5+42
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Patriots D/ST D/STWater Hole Assasin296.0
Giants D/ST D/STGronkey Punch Time, Alan Autry Bubbas287.0
Eagles D/ST D/STWater Hole Assasin, Boner Bandits276.0
Ravens D/ST D/STBoner Bandits, Beast Mode Cowboy267.0
Steelers D/ST D/STSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT, Gronkey Punch Time247.0
Chargers D/ST D/STBoner Bandits229.0
Bills D/ST D/STSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT, Team Sports, Beast Mode Cowboy, Boner Bandits, Gronkey Punch Time225.0
Falcons D/ST D/STBoner Bandits222.0
Lions D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy216.0
Jordan Howard RBAlan Autry Bubbas, Boner Bandits210.5
NotePlayers not drafted in 2016 who were rostered at some point, by season total. For this season ESPN exposes only starters, so this list is limited to players who were started.