+1.0per pick2802 pts1 keeper
Best Seahawks D/ST (+156)Worst David Johnson (−200)
Report cards
Grades
+0.9per pick2762 pts1 keeper
Best Kareem Hunt (+114)Worst Doug Martin (−78)
−8.5per pick2594 pts
Best Russell Wilson (+215)Worst Thomas Rawls (−107)
−11.2per pick2490 pts1 keeper
Best Chargers D/ST (+172)Worst Spencer Ware (−141)
−12.8per pick2602 pts1 keeper
Best Eagles D/ST (+197)Worst Darren Sproles (−135)
−14.4per pick2306 pts1 keeper
Best Todd Gurley II (+173)Worst Kevin White (−156)
−16.6per pick2326 pts1 keeper
Best Philip Rivers (+192)Worst Allen Robinson (−145)
−18.9per pick2526 pts1 keeper
Best Carson Wentz (+179)Worst Terrelle Pryor Sr. (−122)
−43.8per pick1913 pts1 keeper
Best Andy Dalton (+80)Worst Darren McFadden (−134)
−49.1per pick1882 pts1 keeper
Best Cardinals D/ST (+110)Worst Julian Edelman (−154)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. Johnson,, 2. Beast, 3. Boner, 4. Alan, 5. The, 6. Pimp, 7. Gronkey, 8. Team, 9. SHINGS, 10. Lik-A.
180 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Odell Beckham Jr.WR1.1 · Johnson, Flaccid58.5Keeper
2Drew BreesQB1.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy282.0Keeper
3Theo RiddickRB1.3 · Boner Bandits115.5Keeper
4Derek CarrQB1.4 · Alan Autry Bubbas231.0Keeper
5LeSean McCoyRB1.5 · The Hakuna Matata228.5+7
6Kirk CousinsQB1.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click284.0Keeper
7Tom BradyQB1.7 · Gronkey Punch Time322.0Keeper
8Michael ThomasWR1.8 · Team Sports201.0Keeper
9Mohamed SanuWR1.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT137.5Keeper
10Devonta FreemanRB1.10 · Lik-A Rock173.0Keeper
11Antonio BrownWR2.1 · Johnson, Flaccid265.5+55
12David JohnsonRB2.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy9.0−200
13Le'Veon BellRB2.3 · Boner Bandits287.5+82
14A.J. GreenWR2.4 · Alan Autry Bubbas189.5−13
15T.Y. HiltonWR2.5 · The Hakuna Matata148.5−57
16Julio JonesWR2.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click207.0−12
17Melvin GordonRB2.7 · Gronkey Punch Time248.0+37
18Ezekiel ElliottRB2.8 · Team Sports189.0−26
19Aaron RodgersQB2.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT134.0−77
20Jordy NelsonWR2.10 · Lik-A Rock105.5−97
21DeMarco MurrayRB3.1 · Lik-A Rock141.5−57
22Leonard FournetteRB3.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT210.0+14
23Dez BryantWR3.3 · Team Sports146.5−45
24Rob GronkowskiTE3.4 · Gronkey Punch Time191.5+3
25Mike EvansWR3.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click160.5−20
26Matt RyanQB3.6 · The Hakuna Matata235.0+60
27Christian McCaffreyRB3.7 · Alan Autry Bubbas174.0−0
28Brandin CooksWR3.8 · Boner Bandits180.5+5
29Jordan HowardRB3.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy180.5+2
30Todd Gurley IIRB3.10 · Johnson, Flaccid347.0+173
31Amari CooperWR4.1 · Johnson, Flaccid133.0−43
32DeAndre HopkinsWR4.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy263.0+81
33Doug BaldwinWR4.3 · Boner Bandits181.5+2
34Lamar MillerRB4.4 · Alan Autry Bubbas163.0−16
35Demaryius ThomasWR4.5 · The Hakuna Matata157.5−13
36Marshawn LynchRB4.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click147.0−13
37Terrelle Pryor Sr.WR4.7 · Gronkey Punch Time37.0−122
38Julian EdelmanWR4.8 · Team Sports0.0−154
39Jay AjayiRB4.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT116.0−35
40Michael CrabtreeWR4.10 · Lik-A Rock139.0−17
41Jarvis LandryWR5.1 · Lik-A Rock199.0+42
42Alshon JefferyWR5.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT162.5−3
43Mark IngramRB5.3 · Team Sports241.0+77
44Tyreek HillWR5.4 · Gronkey Punch Time210.5+52
45Travis KelceTE5.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click188.5+27
46Isaiah CrowellRB5.6 · The Hakuna Matata122.0−37
47Joe MixonRB5.7 · Alan Autry Bubbas115.0−36
48Ty MontgomeryRB5.8 · Boner Bandits71.5−76
49Dalvin CookRB5.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy57.5−81
50Carlos HydeRB5.10 · Johnson, Flaccid190.5+54
51Jordan ReedTE6.1 · Johnson, Flaccid43.5−97
52Golden TateWR6.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy173.0+26
53Larry FitzgeraldWR6.3 · Boner Bandits203.5+58
54Davante AdamsWR6.4 · Alan Autry Bubbas183.0+34
55Delanie WalkerTE6.5 · The Hakuna Matata132.0−18
56Adrian PetersonRB6.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click67.5−84
57Martavis BryantWR6.7 · Gronkey Punch Time102.0−48
58Andrew LuckQB6.8 · Team Sports0.0−149
59Kelvin BenjaminWR6.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT105.0−33
60Spencer WareRB6.10 · Lik-A Rock0.0−141
61Greg OlsenTE7.1 · Lik-A Rock32.5−106
62Darren McFaddenRB7.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT0.0−134
63Paul PerkinsRB7.3 · Team Sports13.0−124
64LeGarrette BlountRB7.4 · Gronkey Punch Time95.0−49
65Stefon DiggsWR7.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click162.0+17
66Russell WilsonQB7.6 · The Hakuna Matata360.0+215
67Keenan AllenWR7.7 · Alan Autry Bubbas233.0+87
68Mike GillisleeRB7.8 · Boner Bandits63.5−83
69Sammy WatkinsWR7.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy124.5−24
70Dak PrescottQB7.10 · Johnson, Flaccid266.0+114
71Danny WoodheadRB8.1 · Johnson, Flaccid35.5−116
72Frank GoreRB8.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy148.5+3
73Cam NewtonQB8.3 · Boner Bandits297.0+145
74Jamison CrowderWR8.4 · Alan Autry Bubbas122.0−32
75Emmanuel SandersWR8.5 · The Hakuna Matata86.5−63
76Bilal PowellRB8.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click129.5−21
77Jimmy GrahamTE8.7 · Gronkey Punch Time135.5−7
78Cardinals D/STD/ST8.8 · Team Sports251.0+110
79Brandon MarshallWR8.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT22.0−124
80Jameis WinstonQB8.10 · Lik-A Rock200.0+63
81DeSean JacksonWR9.1 · Lik-A Rock107.0−22
82Eddie LacyRB9.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT20.0−112
83Tevin ColemanRB9.3 · Team Sports143.5+10
84James WhiteRB9.4 · Gronkey Punch Time95.0−38
85Kyle RudolphTE9.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click121.5−4
86Ameer AbdullahRB9.6 · The Hakuna Matata100.5−23
87Derrick HenryRB9.7 · Alan Autry Bubbas127.5−1
88Tyler EifertTE9.8 · Boner Bandits6.0−119
89Seahawks D/STD/ST9.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy289.0+156
90Broncos D/STD/ST9.10 · Johnson, Flaccid252.0+120
91Willie SneadWR10.1 · Johnson, Flaccid9.0−123
92Alvin KamaraRB10.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy270.5+129
93Allen RobinsonWR10.3 · Boner Bandits1.5−144
94Doug MartinRB10.4 · Alan Autry Bubbas64.5−78
95Vikings D/STD/ST10.5 · The Hakuna Matata287.0+130
96Chiefs D/STD/ST10.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click259.0+108
97Rob KelleyRB10.7 · Gronkey Punch Time37.0−113
98Eric EbronTE10.8 · Team Sports95.5−63
99Martellus BennettTE10.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT39.0−115
100Duke Johnson Jr.RB10.10 · Lik-A Rock171.0+22
101Patriots D/STD/ST11.1 · Lik-A Rock266.0+115
102Texans D/STD/ST11.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT201.0+51
103Corey ColemanWR11.3 · Team Sports50.5−98
104Randall CobbWR11.4 · Gronkey Punch Time118.0−39
105Donte MoncriefWR11.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click62.0−88
106Hunter HenryTE11.6 · The Hakuna Matata100.5−54
107Marcus MariotaQB11.7 · Alan Autry Bubbas206.0+51
108C.J. AndersonRB11.8 · Boner Bandits148.0−8
109Zach ErtzTE11.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy160.0+7
110Terrance WestRB11.10 · Johnson, Flaccid26.0−123
111Jacquizz RodgersRB12.1 · Johnson, Flaccid36.5−106
112Cameron MeredithWR12.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy0.0−142
113Jeremy MaclinWR12.3 · Boner Bandits77.0−62
114Pierre GarconWR12.4 · Alan Autry Bubbas67.0−75
115Justin TuckerK12.5 · The Hakuna Matata158.0+12
116Matt ForteRB12.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click91.5−58
117Falcons D/STD/ST12.7 · Gronkey Punch Time248.0+98
118Mike WallaceWR12.8 · Team Sports119.0−30
119Latavius MurrayRB12.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT139.5−7
120DeVante ParkerWR12.10 · Lik-A Rock94.5−55
121T.J. YeldonRB13.1 · Lik-A Rock69.0−83
122Jonathan StewartRB13.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT109.0−45
123C.J. ProsiseRB13.3 · Team Sports12.0−135
124Sterling ShepardWR13.4 · Gronkey Punch Time116.5−26
125Matthew StaffordQB13.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click284.0+142
126Tyrell WilliamsWR13.6 · The Hakuna Matata117.5−36
127Kareem HuntRB13.7 · Alan Autry Bubbas267.5+114
128Eric DeckerWR13.8 · Boner Bandits82.0−69
129Stephen GostkowskiK13.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy162.0+16
130Ben RoethlisbergerQB13.10 · Johnson, Flaccid294.0+144
131Kevin WhiteWR14.1 · Johnson, Flaccid1.0−156
132Jack DoyleTE14.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy123.0−36
133Bengals D/STD/ST14.3 · Boner Bandits221.0+69
134Austin HooperTE14.4 · Alan Autry Bubbas89.5−65
135Giovani BernardRB14.5 · The Hakuna Matata122.5−30
136Darren SprolesRB14.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click13.5−134
137Carson WentzQB14.7 · Gronkey Punch Time317.0+179
138DeAndre WashingtonRB14.8 · Team Sports60.0−74
139Cole BeasleyWR14.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT66.0−71
140Blake BortlesQB14.10 · Lik-A Rock255.0+125
141Blair WalshK15.1 · Lik-A Rock88.0−36
142Ted Ginn Jr.WR15.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT127.5+9
143Wendell SmallwoodRB15.3 · Team Sports33.5−82
144Jordan MatthewsWR15.4 · Gronkey Punch Time42.5−80
145John BrownWR15.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click54.5−75
146Kenny BrittWR15.6 · The Hakuna Matata43.0−83
147Giants D/STD/ST15.7 · Alan Autry Bubbas195.0+69
148Dan BaileyK15.8 · Boner Bandits67.0−58
149Eli ManningQB15.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy195.0+71
150Matt BryantK15.10 · Johnson, Flaccid150.0+19
151Coby FleenerTE16.1 · Johnson, Flaccid50.0−79
152Robby AndersonWR16.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy166.5+45
153Philip RiversQB16.3 · Boner Bandits313.0+192
154Antonio GatesTE16.4 · Alan Autry Bubbas60.0−64
155Thomas RawlsRB16.5 · The Hakuna Matata22.5−107
156Cairo SantosK16.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click25.0−113
157Mason CrosbyK16.7 · Gronkey Punch Time72.0−67
158Rishard MatthewsWR16.8 · Team Sports128.5−5
159Andy DaltonQB16.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT217.0+80
160Jamaal CharlesRB16.10 · Lik-A Rock46.5−86
161Chargers D/STD/ST17.1 · Lik-A Rock309.0+172
162Jason WittenTE17.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT106.5−25
163Dustin HopkinsK17.3 · Team Sports58.0−68
164Shane VereenRB17.4 · Gronkey Punch Time50.0−68
165Eagles D/STD/ST17.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click315.0+197
166Corey DavisWR17.6 · The Hakuna Matata46.0−76
167Deshaun WatsonQB17.7 · Alan Autry Bubbas192.0+70
168Jeremy HillRB17.8 · Boner Bandits11.0−106
169Raiders D/STD/ST17.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy198.0+84
170Mitchell TrubiskyQB17.10 · Johnson, Flaccid110.0−1
171Alfred BlueRB18.1 · Johnson, Flaccid37.5−77
172Jeremy LangfordRB18.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy0.0−119
173John RossWR18.3 · Boner Bandits-1.0−108
174Randy BullockK18.4 · Alan Autry Bubbas82.0−28
175Chris ThompsonRB18.5 · The Hakuna Matata126.5+19
176Braxton MillerWR18.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click29.5−84
177Samaje PerineRB18.7 · Gronkey Punch Time88.0−31
178Kenny StillsWR18.8 · Team Sports140.0+22
179Sebastian JanikowskiK18.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT0.0−116
180Vernon DavisTE18.10 · Lik-A Rock93.5−29
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Jaguars D/ST D/STAlan Autry Bubbas373.0
Ravens D/ST D/STSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT339.0
Rams D/ST D/STAlan Autry Bubbas, Boner Bandits319.0
Alex Smith QBJohnson, Flaccid316.0
Saints D/ST D/STAlan Autry Bubbas293.0
Steelers D/ST D/STGronkey Punch Time291.0
Lions D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy291.0
Jared Goff QBSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT287.0
Bears D/ST D/STPimp Trick Gangsta Click284.0
Panthers D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy, Johnson, Flaccid272.0
NotePlayers not drafted in 2017 who were rostered at some point, by season total. For this season ESPN exposes only starters, so this list is limited to players who were started.