+24.3per pick3178 pts1 keeper
Best Jordan Love (+224)Worst Odell Beckham Jr. (−73)
Report cards
Grades
+18.9per pick3058 pts
Best Saints D/ST (+146)Worst Dalvin Cook (−113)
+15.2per pick2993 pts
Best Tua Tagovailoa (+153)Worst Damien Harris (−122)
+10.7per pick2974 pts1 keeper
Best Jared Goff (+184)Worst Aaron Rodgers (−155)
+8.9per pick2869 pts1 keeper
Best Cowboys D/ST (+198)Worst Nick Chubb (−198)
+5.5per pick2751 pts1 keeper
Best Trevor Lawrence (+121)Worst J.K. Dobbins (−136)
−3.9per pick2664 pts
Best Jalen Hurts (+209)Worst Cam Akers (−111)
−7.3per pick2572 pts1 keeper
Best Lamar Jackson (+189)Worst Skyy Moore (−116)
−12.7per pick2588 pts1 keeper
Best Dak Prescott (+232)Worst Rashaad Penny (−141)
−26.0per pick2496 pts1 keeper
Best Patriots D/ST (+117)Worst Jeff Wilson Jr. (−120)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. SHINGS, 2. 6, 3. Alan, 4. Boom, 5. Johnson,, 6. Pimp, 7. Laces, 8. Booger, 9. Beast, 10. Team.
180 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Ja'Marr ChaseWR1.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT219.0−7
2Patrick MahomesQB1.2 · 6 Pack Big Macs301.0Keeper
3Garrett WilsonWR1.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas163.5Keeper
4Christian McCaffreyRB1.4 · Boom Goose351.5+133
5Justin JeffersonWR1.5 · Johnson, Flaccid171.0Keeper
6Tony PollardRB1.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click182.5Keeper
7Justin HerbertQB1.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!240.5Keeper
8Josh AllenQB1.8 · Booger Wolf421.0Keeper
9Amon-Ra St. BrownWR1.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy273.5Keeper
10Bijan RobinsonRB1.10 · Team Sports210.0−3
11CeeDee LambWR2.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT333.5+123
12Jonathan TaylorRB2.2 · 6 Pack Big Macs139.5−69
13Stefon DiggsWR2.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas219.5+14
14Joe MixonRB2.4 · Boom Goose224.0+21
15Saquon BarkleyRB2.5 · Johnson, Flaccid192.5−13
16Nick ChubbRB2.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click21.0−198
17Derrick HenryRB2.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!228.0+17
18Tyreek HillWR2.8 · Booger Wolf326.5+112
19Austin EkelerRB2.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy145.5−65
20DK MetcalfWR2.10 · Team Sports190.0−12
21Tee HigginsWR3.1 · Team Sports116.0−83
22Travis Etienne Jr.RB3.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy243.0+47
23Cooper KuppWR3.3 · Booger Wolf134.5−57
24Travis KelceTE3.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!167.5−21
25Josh JacobsRB3.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click154.5−26
26A.J. BrownWR3.6 · Johnson, Flaccid237.0+62
27Jaylen WaddleWR3.7 · Boom Goose162.0−12
28Chris OlaveWR3.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas184.5+9
29Aaron JonesRB3.9 · 6 Pack Big Macs114.0−64
30Najee HarrisRB3.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT171.5−2
31Rhamondre StevensonRB4.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT119.0−57
32Keenan AllenWR4.2 · 6 Pack Big Macs226.0+44
33Mark AndrewsTE4.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas109.5−70
34Calvin RidleyWR4.4 · Boom Goose191.0+12
35Deebo SamuelWR4.5 · Johnson, Flaccid206.0+35
36Rachaad WhiteRB4.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click224.0+64
37Davante AdamsWR4.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!209.5+50
38Dameon PierceRB4.8 · Booger Wolf66.5−87
39Jahmyr GibbsRB4.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy207.0+56
40James ConnerRB4.10 · Team Sports181.5+26
41Kenneth Walker IIIRB5.1 · Team Sports175.5+18
42Amari CooperWR5.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy192.0+26
43T.J. HockensonTE5.3 · Booger Wolf165.5+1
44Alvin KamaraRB5.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!185.5+27
45DeVonta SmithWR5.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click182.5+21
46Miles SandersRB5.6 · Johnson, Flaccid64.5−94
47Jalen HurtsQB5.7 · Boom Goose360.0+209
48Breece HallRB5.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas245.0+97
49Jerry JeudyWR5.9 · 6 Pack Big Macs109.0−30
50Dalvin CookRB5.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT23.5−113
51Joe BurrowQB6.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT152.0+12
52Chris GodwinWR6.2 · 6 Pack Big Macs160.5+13
53J.K. DobbinsRB6.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas10.0−135
54Diontae JohnsonWR6.4 · Boom Goose122.5−27
55Lamar JacksonQB6.5 · Johnson, Flaccid339.0+189
56DJ MooreWR6.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click239.0+87
57Christian WatsonWR6.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!84.0−66
58Mike WilliamsWR6.8 · Booger Wolf40.5−109
59D'Andre SwiftRB6.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy170.5+32
60Deshaun WatsonQB6.10 · Team Sports81.0−60
61David MontgomeryRB7.1 · Team Sports197.0+58
62DeAndre HopkinsWR7.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy183.5+49
63Khalil HerbertRB7.3 · Booger Wolf94.0−43
64Alexander MattisonRB7.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!107.0−37
65Terry McLaurinWR7.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click166.5+21
66Javonte WilliamsRB7.6 · Johnson, Flaccid144.5−0
67Cam AkersRB7.7 · Boom Goose34.5−111
68James CookRB7.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas198.0+51
69Darren WallerTE7.9 · 6 Pack Big Macs83.0−65
70Isiah PachecoRB7.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT188.0+36
71Christian KirkWR8.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT116.5−35
72AJ DillonRB8.2 · 6 Pack Big Macs97.0−48
73Justin FieldsQB8.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas206.0+54
74Drake LondonWR8.4 · Boom Goose133.5−21
75Dallas GoedertTE8.5 · Johnson, Flaccid103.5−46
76George KittleTE8.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click165.5+15
77Tyler LockettWR8.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!157.5+15
78Jahan DotsonWR8.8 · Booger Wolf96.5−45
79Kyle PittsTE8.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy103.5−43
80Marquise BrownWR8.10 · Team Sports102.5−34
81Michael Pittman Jr.WR9.1 · Team Sports192.5+64
82Michael ThomasWR9.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy66.5−65
83Gabe DavisWR9.3 · Booger Wolf140.5+7
84Brandon AiyukWR9.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!211.5+79
85Kirk CousinsQB9.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click173.0+48
86Brian Robinson Jr.RB9.6 · Johnson, Flaccid172.0+49
87Jamaal WilliamsRB9.7 · Boom Goose40.0−88
88George PickensWR9.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas179.5+54
89Antonio GibsonRB9.9 · 6 Pack Big Macs88.0−45
90Mike EvansWR9.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT241.5+109
91Samaje PerineRB10.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT83.0−49
92Dak PrescottQB10.2 · 6 Pack Big Macs373.0+232
93Trevor LawrenceQB10.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas267.0+121
94JuJu Smith-SchusterWR10.4 · Boom Goose42.5−100
9549ers D/STD/ST10.5 · Johnson, Flaccid303.0+146
96Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR10.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click112.5−38
97Raheem MostertRB10.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!246.5+97
98Jordan AddisonWR10.8 · Booger Wolf185.0+26
99Aaron RodgersQB10.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy-1.0−155
100Evan EngramTE10.10 · Team Sports163.0+14
101Tua TagovailoaQB11.1 · Team Sports304.0+153
102Zay FlowersWR11.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy161.5+11
103Jeff Wilson Jr.RB11.3 · Booger Wolf29.0−120
104Odell Beckham Jr.WR11.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!84.5−73
105Courtland SuttonWR11.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click154.5+4
106Skyy MooreWR11.6 · Johnson, Flaccid38.5−116
107Pat FreiermuthTE11.7 · Boom Goose57.0−98
108Zach CharbonnetRB11.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas77.5−79
109Brandin CooksWR11.9 · 6 Pack Big Macs137.0−16
110Saints D/STD/ST11.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT295.0+146
111Tyler BoydWR12.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT102.5−40
112Rashaad PennyRB12.2 · 6 Pack Big Macs1.5−140
113Eagles D/STD/ST12.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas226.0+87
114Steelers D/STD/ST12.4 · Boom Goose296.0+154
115Rashee RiceWR12.5 · Johnson, Flaccid168.5+23
116Ezekiel ElliottRB12.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click134.5−15
117Bills D/STD/ST12.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!318.0+168
118Tyjae SpearsRB12.8 · Booger Wolf111.0−38
119Jets D/STD/ST12.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy315.0+168
120Gus EdwardsRB12.10 · Team Sports171.0+21
121Dolphins D/STD/ST13.1 · Team Sports301.0+149
122Elijah MitchellRB13.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy42.0−112
123Patriots D/STD/ST13.3 · Booger Wolf264.0+117
124David NjokuTE13.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!154.5+12
125Cowboys D/STD/ST13.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click340.0+198
126Anthony RichardsonQB13.6 · Johnson, Flaccid68.0−85
127Tyler AllgeierRB13.7 · Boom Goose120.0−34
128Tank BigsbyRB13.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas17.5−133
129Browns D/STD/ST13.9 · 6 Pack Big Macs321.0+175
130Dalton KincaidTE13.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT106.5−44
131Jaylen WarrenRB14.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT153.5−4
132Treylon BurksWR14.2 · 6 Pack Big Macs27.0−132
133Quentin JohnstonWR14.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas67.0−85
134Adam ThielenWR14.4 · Boom Goose174.5+20
135Roschon JohnsonRB14.5 · Johnson, Flaccid75.0−78
136Darnell MooneyWR14.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click58.5−89
137Devin SingletaryRB14.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!146.0+8
138Jerick McKinnonRB14.8 · Booger Wolf64.5−70
139Justin TuckerK14.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy156.0+19
140Jakobi MeyersWR14.10 · Team Sports176.5+47
141Harrison ButkerK15.1 · Team Sports149.0+25
142Chigoziem OkonkwoTE15.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy77.0−42
143Evan McPhersonK15.3 · Booger Wolf140.0+25
144Matt GayK15.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!148.0+25
145Cole KmetTE15.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click138.5+9
146Zach ErtzTE15.6 · Johnson, Flaccid35.5−90
147Daniel CarlsonK15.7 · Boom Goose116.0−10
148Romeo DoubsWR15.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas138.5+13
149Rondale MooreWR15.9 · 6 Pack Big Macs77.0−47
150Dalton SchultzTE15.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT116.5−15
151Russell WilsonQB16.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT261.0+132
152Graham GanoK16.2 · 6 Pack Big Macs38.0−84
153Sam LaPortaTE16.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas188.0+67
154Bryce YoungQB16.4 · Boom Goose103.0−21
155Tyler BassK16.5 · Johnson, Flaccid124.0−6
156Derek CarrQB16.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click262.0+124
157DJ Chark Jr.WR16.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!89.5−49
158Daniel JonesQB16.8 · Booger Wolf26.0−108
159Jared GoffQB16.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy321.0+184
160Panthers D/STD/ST16.10 · Team Sports218.0+85
161Damien HarrisRB17.1 · Team Sports15.0−122
162Kyren WilliamsRB17.2 · Beast Mode Cowboy236.0+104
163Jake FergusonTE17.3 · Booger Wolf133.5+8
164Jordan LoveQB17.4 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!342.0+224
165Deuce VaughnRB17.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click7.5−110
166Kendre MillerRB17.6 · Johnson, Flaccid34.0−88
167Tyler HigbeeTE17.7 · Boom Goose78.5−43
168Kareem HuntRB17.8 · Alan Autry Bubbas102.5−15
169Nico CollinsWR17.9 · 6 Pack Big Macs223.0+109
170Younghoe KooK17.10 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT132.0+21
171Bengals D/STD/ST18.1 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT243.0+129
172Kenneth GainwellRB18.2 · 6 Pack Big Macs72.0−47
173Cameron DickerK18.3 · Alan Autry Bubbas151.0+44
174Jonathan MingoWR18.4 · Boom Goose57.5−52
175Elijah MooreWR18.5 · Johnson, Flaccid95.5−12
176Jake ElliottK18.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click152.0+38
177Marvin Mims Jr.WR18.7 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!58.0−61
178Zay JonesWR18.8 · Booger Wolf57.0−61
179D'Onta ForemanRB18.9 · Beast Mode Cowboy81.5−34
180Clyde Edwards-HelaireRB18.10 · Team Sports49.5−73
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Ravens D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy350.0
Brock Purdy QBBooger Wolf336.0
Chiefs D/ST D/STTeam Sports, Alan Autry Bubbas320.0
Raiders D/ST D/STPimp Trick Gangsta Click, Boom Goose, Booger Wolf301.0
Baker Mayfield QBBeast Mode Cowboy, Alan Autry Bubbas289.0
C.J. Stroud QBAlan Autry Bubbas288.5
Texans D/ST D/ST6 Pack Big Macs, Johnson, Flaccid284.0
Buccaneers D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy283.0
Vikings D/ST D/STBooger Wolf276.0
Colts D/ST D/STPimp Trick Gangsta Click, Laces IN!! Laces IN!!273.0
NotePlayers not drafted in 2023 who were rostered at some point, by season total.