+15.3per pick2586 pts
Best Devonta Freeman (+122)Worst C.J. Anderson (−95)
Report cards
Grades
+8.3per pick2652 pts
Best Cam Newton (+263)Worst Dwayne Allen (−125)
+5.3per pick2452 pts
Best Texans D/ST (+150)Worst Kendall Wright (−84)
−1.8per pick2450 pts
Best Allen Robinson (+133)Worst Terrance West (−118)
−9.2per pick2226 pts
Best Matthew Stafford (+149)Worst Dez Bryant (−155)
−10.2per pick2316 pts1 keeper
Best Russell Wilson (+176)Worst Charles Johnson (−136)
−15.8per pick2260 pts
Best Tom Brady (+235)Worst Jordy Nelson (−211)
−20.0per pick2028 pts
Best Odell Beckham Jr. (+153)Worst Garrett Hartley (−152)
−26.6per pick2099 pts
Best Cardinals D/ST (+188)Worst Andre Ellington (−97)
−28.8per pick2041 pts
Best Brandon Marshall (+110)Worst Jamaal Charles (−132)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. The, 2. Boner, 3. Team, 4. Beast, 5. Pimp, 6. SHINGS, 7. Gronkey, 8. Lik-A, 9. Alan, 10. Johnson,.
170 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Dez BryantWR1.1 · The Hakuna Matata70.5−155
2Aaron RodgersQB1.2 · Boner Bandits308.0+83
3Jimmy GrahamTE1.3 · Team Sports94.0Keeper
4Jamaal CharlesRB1.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy86.5−132
5Antonio BrownWR1.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click322.0+100
6Adrian PetersonRB1.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT246.0+24
7Le'Veon BellRB1.7 · Gronkey Punch Time98.0−128
8Demaryius ThomasWR1.8 · Lik-A Rock214.5−4
9Eddie LacyRB1.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas122.0−85
10Marshawn LynchRB1.10 · Johnson, Flaccid73.5−139
11Calvin JohnsonWR2.1 · The Hakuna Matata210.0−1
12LeSean McCoyRB2.2 · Boner Bandits158.0−51
13Rob GronkowskiTE2.3 · Team Sports219.0+13
14DeMarco MurrayRB2.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy154.0−49
15Matt ForteRB2.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click182.0−24
16T.Y. HiltonWR2.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT173.5−46
17Jordy NelsonWR2.7 · Gronkey Punch Time0.0−211
18C.J. AndersonRB2.8 · Lik-A Rock119.5−95
19Julio JonesWR2.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas310.0+99
20Alshon JefferyWR2.10 · Johnson, Flaccid132.0−70
21Ben RoethlisbergerQB3.1 · Johnson, Flaccid250.0+51
22Andrew LuckQB3.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas145.0−51
23Emmanuel SandersWR3.3 · Lik-A Rock188.0−3
24Lamar MillerRB3.4 · Gronkey Punch Time203.5+15
25A.J. GreenWR3.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT231.0+51
26Randall CobbWR3.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click162.5−13
27Alfred MorrisRB3.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy86.0−88
28Melvin GordonRB3.8 · Team Sports80.5−95
29Mark IngramRB3.9 · Boner Bandits169.0−9
30Peyton ManningQB3.10 · The Hakuna Matata95.0−79
31Justin ForsettRB4.1 · The Hakuna Matata100.5−76
32DeAndre HopkinsWR4.2 · Boner Bandits274.5+92
33Russell WilsonQB4.3 · Team Sports355.0+176
34Brandon MarshallWR4.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy289.5+110
35Drew BreesQB4.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click344.0+173
36Andre EllingtonRB4.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT63.5−97
37T.J. YeldonRB4.7 · Gronkey Punch Time129.0−30
38Jonathan StewartRB4.8 · Lik-A Rock149.0−5
39Joseph RandleRB4.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas65.0−86
40Frank GoreRB4.10 · Johnson, Flaccid164.0+8
41Martavis BryantWR5.1 · Johnson, Flaccid144.0−13
42Jordan MatthewsWR5.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas187.5+22
43Julian EdelmanWR5.3 · Lik-A Rock140.5−24
44Travis KelceTE5.4 · Gronkey Punch Time146.0−12
45Todd GurleyRB5.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT193.5+32
46Giovani BernardRB5.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click145.5−13
47C.J. SpillerRB5.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy58.0−93
48Latavius MurrayRB5.8 · Team Sports170.5+23
49Keenan AllenWR5.9 · Boner Bandits126.5−12
50Greg OlsenTE5.10 · The Hakuna Matata185.5+49
51Chris IvoryRB6.1 · The Hakuna Matata177.0+37
52Martellus BennettTE6.2 · Boner Bandits82.5−65
53Pierre GarconWR6.3 · Team Sports144.0−1
54DeSean JacksonWR6.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy94.0−55
55Vincent JacksonWR6.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click87.5−62
56Ryan MathewsRB6.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT108.0−44
57Jarvis LandryWR6.7 · Gronkey Punch Time214.5+65
58Sammy WatkinsWR6.8 · Lik-A Rock187.0+38
59Ameer AbdullahRB6.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas90.5−48
60Joique BellRB6.10 · Johnson, Flaccid83.0−58
61Rashad JenningsRB7.1 · Johnson, Flaccid143.5+5
62Shane VereenRB7.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas117.5−17
63Matt RyanQB7.3 · Lik-A Rock242.0+105
64Victor CruzWR7.4 · Gronkey Punch Time0.0−144
65Roddy WhiteWR7.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT72.5−73
66Isaiah CrowellRB7.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click117.5−27
67Amari CooperWR7.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy178.0+32
68Andre JohnsonWR7.8 · Team Sports88.5−58
69Jeremy MaclinWR7.9 · Boner Bandits193.5+45
70Mike WallaceWR7.10 · The Hakuna Matata73.5−79
71Matthew StaffordQB8.1 · The Hakuna Matata300.5+149
72Carlos HydeRB8.2 · Boner Bandits72.5−73
73Nelson AgholorWR8.3 · Team Sports42.5−110
74Julius ThomasTE8.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy94.0−60
75Antonio GatesTE8.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click116.0−34
76Jordan CameronTE8.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT67.5−83
77Tom BradyQB8.7 · Gronkey Punch Time377.5+235
78Jason WittenTE8.8 · Lik-A Rock118.5−23
79Golden TateWR8.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas156.0+10
80Brandon LaFellWR8.10 · Johnson, Flaccid64.5−72
81Odell Beckham Jr.WR9.1 · Johnson, Flaccid282.0+153
82Allen RobinsonWR9.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas265.0+133
83Jeremy HillRB9.3 · Lik-A Rock152.5+19
84Mike EvansWR9.4 · Gronkey Punch Time173.0+40
85Tony RomoQB9.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT43.0−82
86Michael FloydWR9.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click148.0+25
87Brandin CooksWR9.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy214.0+86
88David CobbRB9.8 · Team Sports18.5−107
89Anquan BoldinWR9.9 · Boner Bandits131.5−2
90Larry FitzgeraldWR9.10 · The Hakuna Matata221.5+89
91Duke Johnson Jr.RB10.1 · The Hakuna Matata120.5−12
92Devin FunchessWR10.2 · Boner Bandits86.5−55
93Doug MartinRB10.3 · Team Sports208.5+63
94Arian FosterRB10.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy62.0−81
95Tre MasonRB10.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click35.0−122
96Marques ColstonWR10.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT93.5−57
97Alfred BlueRB10.7 · Gronkey Punch Time95.5−54
98Eric DeckerWR10.8 · Lik-A Rock207.0+48
99Ryan TannehillQB10.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas258.5+105
100LeGarrette BlountRB10.10 · Johnson, Flaccid114.0−35
101Philip RiversQB11.1 · Johnson, Flaccid301.0+150
102Tevin ColemanRB11.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas39.0−111
103Torrey SmithWR11.3 · Lik-A Rock110.5−38
104Seahawks D/STD/ST11.4 · Gronkey Punch Time311.0+154
105Steve Smith Sr.WR11.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT110.0−40
106Cam NewtonQB11.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click417.0+263
107Bills D/STD/ST11.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy225.0+70
108Rams D/STD/ST11.8 · Team Sports269.0+113
109Stephen GostkowskiK11.9 · Boner Bandits166.0+13
110Zach ErtzTE11.10 · The Hakuna Matata128.5−21
111Dolphins D/STD/ST12.1 · The Hakuna Matata199.0+56
112Texans D/STD/ST12.2 · Boner Bandits292.0+150
113David JohnsonRB12.3 · Team Sports187.0+48
114Sam BradfordQB12.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy204.0+62
115Dwayne AllenTE12.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click21.0−125
116Vernon DavisTE12.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT54.0−95
117Kyle RudolphTE12.7 · Gronkey Punch Time99.5−50
118Devonta FreemanRB12.8 · Lik-A Rock270.5+122
119John BrownWR12.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas170.5+24
120Bishop SankeyRB12.10 · Johnson, Flaccid46.0−104
121Garrett HartleyK13.1 · Johnson, Flaccid0.0−152
122Jets D/STD/ST13.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas256.0+102
123Ravens D/STD/ST13.3 · Lik-A Rock204.0+57
124Teddy BridgewaterQB13.4 · Gronkey Punch Time175.0+33
125Colin KaepernickQB13.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT91.0−51
126Broncos D/STD/ST13.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click343.0+190
127Marqise LeeWR13.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy30.5−123
128Charles JohnsonWR13.8 · Team Sports14.5−136
129Delanie WalkerTE13.9 · Boner Bandits195.0+49
130Steven HauschkaK13.10 · The Hakuna Matata134.0−16
131Jonas GrayRB14.1 · The Hakuna Matata25.5−132
132Kendall WrightWR14.2 · Boner Bandits75.0−84
133Adam VinatieriK14.3 · Team Sports113.0−39
134Jay CutlerQB14.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy236.0+81
135Dan CarpenterK14.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click97.0−56
136Darren McFaddenRB14.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT170.0+22
137Dorial Green-BeckhamWR14.7 · Gronkey Punch Time95.0−43
138Connor BarthK14.8 · Lik-A Rock93.0−41
139Terrance WestRB14.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas19.0−118
140Kevin WhiteWR14.10 · Johnson, Flaccid0.0−130
141Doug BaldwinWR15.1 · Johnson, Flaccid230.0+106
142Tyler EifertTE15.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas162.0+43
143Danny WoodheadRB15.3 · Lik-A Rock189.5+74
144Dan BaileyK15.4 · Gronkey Punch Time128.0+5
145Cardinals D/STD/ST15.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT317.0+188
146Davante AdamsWR15.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click76.0−50
147Breshad PerrimanWR15.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy0.0−126
148DeAngelo WilliamsRB15.8 · Team Sports203.0+78
149Darren SprolesRB15.9 · Boner Bandits121.5−3
150Michael CrabtreeWR15.10 · The Hakuna Matata184.5+53
151Unknown player16.1 · The Hakuna Matata——
152Unknown player16.2 · Boner Bandits——
153Kenny StillsWR16.3 · Team Sports70.5−50
154Josh HillTE16.4 · Beast Mode Cowboy29.0−95
155Percy HarvinWR16.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click37.5−92
156Matt BryantK16.6 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT65.0−73
157Cody LatimerWR16.7 · Gronkey Punch Time14.0−125
158Unknown player16.8 · Lik-A Rock——
159Owen DanielsTE16.9 · Alan Autry Bubbas86.0−51
160Unknown player16.10 · Johnson, Flaccid——
161Unknown player17.1 · Johnson, Flaccid——
162Unknown player17.2 · Alan Autry Bubbas——
163Unknown player17.3 · Lik-A Rock——
164Unknown player17.4 · Gronkey Punch Time——
165Unknown player17.5 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT——
166Unknown player17.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click——
167Unknown player17.7 · Beast Mode Cowboy——
168Jaelen StrongWR17.8 · Team Sports38.0−79
169Unknown player17.9 · Boner Bandits——
170Unknown player17.10 · The Hakuna Matata——
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Carson Palmer QBLik-A Rock355.0
Eli Manning QBThe Hakuna Matata341.0
Blake Bortles QBBoner Bandits, Johnson, Flaccid329.0
Chiefs D/ST D/STBoner Bandits327.0
Kirk Cousins QBSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT323.0
Panthers D/ST D/STJohnson, Flaccid, Beast Mode Cowboy317.0
Derek Carr QBAlan Autry Bubbas303.0
Vikings D/ST D/STLik-A Rock288.0
Jameis Winston QBAlan Autry Bubbas286.0
Bengals D/ST D/STAlan Autry Bubbas284.0
NotePlayers not drafted in 2015 who were rostered at some point, by season total. For this season ESPN exposes only starters, so this list is limited to players who were started.