+39.0per pick3458 pts1 keeper
Best Lamar Jackson (+339)Worst T.J. Hockenson (−89)
Report cards
Grades
+35.3per pick3386 pts
Best Jared Goff (+219)Worst Michael Pittman Jr. (−63)
+10.9per pick2906 pts1 keeper
Best Joe Burrow (+277)Worst Luke McCaffrey (−110)
+7.3per pick2807 pts1 keeper
Best Bills D/ST (+161)Worst Ezekiel Elliott (−114)
+0.0per pick176 pts1 keeper
−10.0per pick2485 pts1 keeper
Best Terry McLaurin (+82)Worst Chris Olave (−118)
−11.2per pick2358 pts1 keeper
Best Justin Herbert (+159)Worst Christian McCaffrey (−173)
−13.1per pick2559 pts1 keeper
Best Bo Nix (+223)Worst Zamir White (−118)
−15.0per pick2452 pts1 keeper
Best Jayden Daniels (+227)Worst Jonathon Brooks (−146)
−23.1per pick2214 pts
Best Josh Allen (+241)Worst MarShawn Lloyd (−149)
MethodGrade = z-score of average value per non-keeper pick among the ten teams: A ≥ +1.2, B ≥ +0.5, C within ±0.5, D ≥ −1.2, F below. Value = player's season total under league scoring minus the average total for that overall slot across all completed seasons (smoothed ±3 slots). Draft order: 1. Team, 2. SHINGS, 3. Johnson,, 4. 6, 5. Pimp, 6. Beast, 7. Bone, 8. Laces, 9. Booger, 10. Alan.
180 picks
Draft board
#PlayerPtsValue
1Tyreek HillWR1.1 · Team Sports173.5−52
2Isiah PachecoRB1.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT46.0Keeper
3Anthony RichardsonQB1.3 · Johnson, Flaccid160.5Keeper
4Nico CollinsWR1.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs176.0Keeper
5George KittleTE1.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click195.0Keeper
6Amon-Ra St. BrownWR1.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy260.5Keeper
7CeeDee LambWR1.7 · Bone Bandits209.5−16
8Jordan LoveQB1.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!265.0Keeper
9Puka NacuaWR1.9 · Booger Wolf163.5Keeper
10Garrett WilsonWR1.10 · Alan Autry Bubbas199.5Keeper
11Travis Etienne Jr.RB2.1 · Team Sports99.5−111
12Christian McCaffreyRB2.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT35.5−173
13Jonathan TaylorRB2.3 · Johnson, Flaccid237.0+31
14Unknown player2.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
15Ja'Marr ChaseWR2.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click344.5+139
16Jahmyr GibbsRB2.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy331.0+112
17De'Von AchaneRB2.7 · Bone Bandits251.0+40
18Breece HallRB2.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!201.5−13
19A.J. BrownWR2.9 · Booger Wolf182.5−28
20Bijan RobinsonRB2.10 · Alan Autry Bubbas301.5+99
21Patrick MahomesQB3.1 · Alan Autry Bubbas289.5+91
22Kyren WilliamsRB3.2 · Booger Wolf245.0+49
23Rachaad WhiteRB3.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!161.5−30
24Michael Pittman Jr.WR3.4 · Bone Bandits125.5−63
25Alvin KamaraRB3.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy225.0+45
26Justin JeffersonWR3.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click266.5+91
27Unknown player3.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
28Chris OlaveWR3.8 · Johnson, Flaccid58.0−118
29Davante AdamsWR3.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT197.5+19
30Mike EvansWR3.10 · Team Sports199.0+25
31Josh AllenQB4.1 · Team Sports417.0+241
32Travis KelceTE4.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT141.5−41
33James CookRB4.3 · Johnson, Flaccid249.0+70
34Unknown player4.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
35Josh JacobsRB4.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click265.0+94
36Joe MixonRB4.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy219.0+59
37Zay FlowersWR4.7 · Bone Bandits171.0+12
38Sam LaPortaTE4.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!140.0−14
39Brandon AiyukWR4.9 · Booger Wolf46.5−104
40Marvin Harrison Jr.WR4.10 · Alan Autry Bubbas163.0+7
41Jaylen WaddleWR5.1 · Alan Autry Bubbas115.0−42
42Drake LondonWR5.2 · Booger Wolf226.0+60
43DeVonta SmithWR5.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!161.0−3
44D'Andre SwiftRB5.4 · Bone Bandits184.0+26
45Aaron JonesRB5.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy202.5+41
46Kenneth Walker IIIRB5.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click150.0−9
47Unknown player5.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
48Malik NabersWR5.8 · Johnson, Flaccid216.5+69
49DK MetcalfWR5.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT156.0+17
50Rashee RiceWR5.10 · Team Sports54.0−82
51David MontgomeryRB6.1 · Team Sports197.0+57
52Stefon DiggsWR6.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT93.5−54
53Calvin RidleyWR6.3 · Johnson, Flaccid158.0+13
54Unknown player6.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
55Joe BurrowQB6.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click427.0+277
56C.J. StroudQB6.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy197.0+45
57Brock PurdyQB6.7 · Bone Bandits273.0+123
58DJ MooreWR6.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!179.0+30
59Kyle PittsTE6.9 · Booger Wolf100.5−38
60Rhamondre StevensonRB6.10 · Alan Autry Bubbas147.5+6
61Dalton KincaidTE7.1 · Alan Autry Bubbas75.0−64
62Raheem MostertRB7.2 · Booger Wolf53.5−81
63Cooper KuppWR7.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!142.5+5
64James ConnerRB7.4 · Bone Bandits223.5+79
65Keenan AllenWR7.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy144.0−1
66Christian KirkWR7.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click53.5−91
67Unknown player7.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
68Devin SingletaryRB7.8 · Johnson, Flaccid76.5−70
69Austin EkelerRB7.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT105.5−43
70Jaylen WarrenRB7.10 · Team Sports92.0−60
71Trey McBrideTE8.1 · Team Sports191.5+40
72Courtland SuttonWR8.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT198.5+53
73Mark AndrewsTE8.3 · Johnson, Flaccid153.5+1
74Unknown player8.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
75Javonte WilliamsRB8.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click118.0−32
76Lamar JacksonQB8.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy490.0+339
77Dak PrescottQB8.7 · Bone Bandits119.0−24
78Zamir WhiteRB8.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!23.0−118
79Kyler MurrayQB8.9 · Booger Wolf302.0+156
80Tank DellWR8.10 · Alan Autry Bubbas108.5−28
81Jayden DanielsQB9.1 · Alan Autry Bubbas356.0+227
82Zack MossRB9.2 · Booger Wolf62.5−69
83Amari CooperWR9.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!96.0−37
84Brian Robinson Jr.RB9.4 · Bone Bandits145.0+12
85Keon ColemanWR9.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy92.5−33
86Christian WatsonWR9.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click86.5−37
87Unknown player9.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
88J.K. DobbinsRB9.8 · Johnson, Flaccid171.0+46
89Aaron RodgersQB9.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT267.0+134
90Xavier WorthyWR9.10 · Team Sports149.5+17
91Hollywood BrownWR10.1 · Team Sports12.5−120
92Nick ChubbRB10.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT57.5−84
93Terry McLaurinWR10.3 · Johnson, Flaccid228.0+82
94Unknown player10.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
95Brock BowersTE10.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click201.0+44
96Ladd McConkeyWR10.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy197.0+46
97Jayden ReedWR10.7 · Bone Bandits161.5+12
98Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR10.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!195.0+36
99Brian Thomas Jr.WR10.9 · Booger Wolf239.5+86
100Rome OdunzeWR10.10 · Alan Autry Bubbas113.0−36
101Jonathon BrooksRB11.1 · Alan Autry Bubbas4.5−146
102Rico DowdleRB11.2 · Booger Wolf169.5+19
103Evan EngramTE11.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!63.5−85
104Jared GoffQB11.4 · Bone Bandits376.5+219
105T.J. HockensonTE11.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy61.5−89
106Zach CharbonnetRB11.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click155.0+1
107Unknown player11.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
108Tyjae SpearsRB11.8 · Johnson, Flaccid89.0−67
109Jake FergusonTE11.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT70.5−82
110Curtis SamuelWR11.10 · Team Sports42.5−107
111Jets D/STD/ST12.1 · Team Sports234.0+91
112Tua TagovailoaQB12.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT199.0+57
113Xavier LegetteWR12.3 · Johnson, Flaccid92.5−47
114Unknown player12.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
115Rashid ShaheedWR12.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click71.0−75
116Chase BrownRB12.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy217.0+68
117Cowboys D/STD/ST12.7 · Bone Bandits227.0+77
118Diontae JohnsonWR12.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!68.5−80
119Caleb WilliamsQB12.9 · Booger Wolf216.0+69
120Trey BensonRB12.10 · Alan Autry Bubbas37.0−113
121Ravens D/STD/ST13.1 · Alan Autry Bubbas256.0+104
122Ezekiel ElliottRB13.2 · Booger Wolf41.0−113
123Mike WilliamsWR13.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!40.5−106
12449ers D/STD/ST13.4 · Bone Bandits208.0+66
125Jerome FordRB13.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy105.5−37
126Deshaun WatsonQB13.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click48.0−105
127Unknown player13.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
128Saints D/STD/ST13.8 · Johnson, Flaccid222.0+71
129Browns D/STD/ST13.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT205.0+59
130MarShawn LloydRB13.10 · Team Sports1.5−149
131Ty ChandlerRB14.1 · Team Sports18.0−139
132Taysom HillTE14.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT87.5−72
133Trevor LawrenceQB14.3 · Johnson, Flaccid143.0−9
134Unknown player14.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
135Gus EdwardsRB14.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click55.5−97
136DeAndre HopkinsWR14.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy111.0−37
137Dalton SchultzTE14.7 · Bone Bandits85.5−52
138Steelers D/STD/ST14.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!304.0+170
139Romeo DoubsWR14.9 · Booger Wolf103.0−34
140Jaylen WrightRB14.10 · Alan Autry Bubbas18.5−111
141Luke MusgraveTE15.1 · Alan Autry Bubbas5.5−118
142Bills D/STD/ST15.2 · Booger Wolf280.0+161
143Elijah MitchellRB15.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!0.0−115
144Pat FreiermuthTE15.4 · Bone Bandits126.5+4
145Jameson WilliamsWR15.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy186.0+57
146Antonio GibsonRB15.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click78.5−47
147Unknown player15.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
148Dallas GoedertTE15.8 · Johnson, Flaccid80.0−45
149Justin HerbertQB15.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT283.0+159
150Tyler AllgeierRB15.10 · Team Sports90.5−41
151Tyler LockettWR16.1 · Team Sports88.5−40
152Jamaal WilliamsRB16.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT23.5−98
153Blake CorumRB16.3 · Johnson, Flaccid21.5−99
154Unknown player16.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
155Luke McCaffreyWR16.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click20.0−110
156Tyler ConklinTE16.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy89.5−49
157Brandon AubreyK16.7 · Bone Bandits184.0+45
158Justin TuckerK16.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!133.0−1
159Ray DavisRB16.9 · Booger Wolf99.5−37
160Evan McPhersonK16.10 · Alan Autry Bubbas88.0−45
161Jermaine BurtonWR17.1 · Alan Autry Bubbas11.0−126
162Khalil ShakirWR17.2 · Booger Wolf142.0+10
163Michael Penix Jr.QB17.3 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!43.0−83
164Jerry JeudyWR17.4 · Bone Bandits196.0+78
165Ka'imi FairbairnK17.5 · Beast Mode Cowboy160.0+42
166Lions D/STD/ST17.6 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click265.0+143
167Unknown player17.7 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
168Jake MoodyK17.8 · Johnson, Flaccid106.0−11
169Brandin CooksWR17.9 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT52.0−62
170Unknown player17.10 · Team Sports——
171Jake BatesK18.1 · Team Sports153.0+39
172Matt GayK18.2 · SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT139.0+20
173Kendre MillerRB18.3 · Johnson, Flaccid22.5−85
174Unknown player18.4 · 6 Pack Big Macs——
175Younghoe KooK18.5 · Pimp Trick Gangsta Click106.0−1
176Jaguars D/STD/ST18.6 · Beast Mode Cowboy169.0+55
177Tank BigsbyRB18.7 · Bone Bandits119.5+0
178Bo NixQB18.8 · Laces IN!! Laces IN!!341.5+223
179Jake ElliottK18.9 · Booger Wolf134.0+18
180Drake MayeQB18.10 · Alan Autry Bubbas163.0+40
NoteKeepers carry no value score. Season points are league-scored totals.
Found money
Best undrafted players
Baker Mayfield QBPimp Trick Gangsta Click, Johnson, Flaccid406.0
Saquon Barkley RB6 Pack Big Macs343.5
Broncos D/ST D/STBooger Wolf, Beast Mode Cowboy335.0
Sam Darnold QBSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT328.0
Derrick Henry RB6 Pack Big Macs326.5
Eagles D/ST D/STAlan Autry Bubbas318.0
Vikings D/ST D/STSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT310.0
Jalen Hurts QB6 Pack Big Macs308.0
Packers D/ST D/STBone Bandits, Pimp Trick Gangsta Click306.0
Chargers D/ST D/STBeast Mode Cowboy, Laces IN!! Laces IN!!290.0
NotePlayers not drafted in 2024 who were rostered at some point, by season total.