Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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2017 · Week 2 · Final

Alan Autry Bubbas vs Johnson, Flaccid

Johnson, Flaccid won 129.5–110.0. Coming in, Hunter Ansley led the all-time series 4–3.

Seasons2026 seasonCompare teamsSchedule luckAwards
AAB
Alan Autry Bubbas
Hunter Ansley · entered 1-0
110.0
5 OF 10 THIS WEEKALL-PLAY 5–4
PROC
Johnson, Flaccid
Jeffrey Proctor · entered 1-0
129.5
1 OF 10 THIS WEEKALL-PLAY 9–0
Hunter's roster

Alan Autry Bubbas

SlotPlayerPts
KGiorgio Tavecchio 9.0
D/STRams D/ST 8.0
RBLamar Miller 9.5
QBDerek Carr 27.0
TEAustin Hooper 1.0
RBKareem Hunt 25.5
WRA.J. Green 8.5
RBChristian McCaffrey 6.0
WRKeenan Allen 15.5
Jeff's roster

Johnson, Flaccid

SlotPlayerPts
QBBen Roethlisberger 19.0
KMatt Bryant 14.0
TEJordan Reed 7.0
WRAmari Cooper 5.0
RBCarlos Hyde 15.5
WRAntonio Brown 8.5
RBJacquizz Rodgers 12.0
D/STBroncos D/ST 25.0
RBTodd Gurley II 23.5

MethodOptimal lineup = best legal lineup from the active roster (IR excluded). Gold points = 7 or more over projection. ESPN exposes starters and their points for 2017, but not slots, bench players, or projections.

Series

Previous meetings (7)

Full rivalry
SeasonWinnerScore
2016 Week 10Hunter Ansley101.5–98.5
2016 Week 2Hunter Ansley136.5–113.5
2015 Week 9Hunter Ansley147.0–131.0
2015 Week 1Hunter Ansley166.0–109.0
2014 Championship · playoffsJeffrey Proctor131.0–57.5
2014 Week 9Jeffrey Proctor154.0–151.5
2014 Week 1Jeffrey Proctor120.0–79.5