Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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2017 · Week 12 · Final

The Hakuna Matata vs Johnson, Flaccid

Johnson, Flaccid won 131.5–94.5. Coming in, Nick Valluzzo led the all-time series 1–6.

Seasons2026 seasonCompare teamsSchedule luckAwards
VALL
The Hakuna Matata
Nick Valluzzo · entered 3-8
94.5
8 OF 10 THIS WEEKALL-PLAY 2–7
PROC
Johnson, Flaccid
Jeffrey Proctor · entered 7-4
131.5
4 OF 10 THIS WEEKALL-PLAY 6–3
Nick's roster

The Hakuna Matata

SlotPlayerPts
WRCorey Davis 5.0
RBIsaiah Crowell 10.5
QBRussell Wilson 27.0
WREmmanuel Sanders 2.5
D/STFalcons D/ST 9.0
TEDelanie Walker 14.0
KJustin Tucker 14.0
WRDemaryius Thomas 3.5
RBLeSean McCoy 9.0
Jeff's roster

Johnson, Flaccid

SlotPlayerPts
D/STPanthers D/ST 23.0
KMatt Bryant 11.0
RBCarlos Hyde 9.5
WRAntonio Brown 36.0
TECharles Clay 8.0
RBOrleans Darkwa 3.5
RBTodd Gurley II 14.0
QBAlex Smith 12.0
WRDevin Funchess 14.5

MethodOptimal lineup = best legal lineup from the active roster (IR excluded). Gold points = 7 or more over projection. ESPN exposes starters and their points for 2017, but not slots, bench players, or projections.

Series

Previous meetings (7)

Full rivalry
SeasonWinnerScore
2017 Week 4Jeffrey Proctor120.0–60.5
2016 Week 12Jeffrey Proctor116.0–104.0
2016 Week 4Nick Valluzzo100.5–86.0
2015 Week 13Jeffrey Proctor158.0–114.5
2015 Week 5Jeffrey Proctor133.5–84.5
2014 Week 13Jeffrey Proctor152.5–115.0
2014 Week 5Jeffrey Proctor147.5–93.5