Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
Head to head careers · Jeffrey 11–14 (0–4 playoffs)

Joshua Gary leads 16 of 16 categories

JPJeffrey ProctorJohnson, Flaccid
1Championships2
1Championship games2
8 of 12Playoff trips10 of 12
4-7Playoff record8-8
83-86Regular-season record.491 · .55694-75
115.2Points per game117.9
−0.00Scoring vs league (σ)+0.10
.492All-play pct.535
−0.2Luckwins vs expected+3.6
5.8Average finish3.8
2Last-place finishes0
27.4Legacy score58.7
-0.5Performance score2.5
.833Lineup efficiency2018+.841
−6.4Draft value per pick2018+−1.7
6Trades made2018+8
Over time

Wins, points vs average, Elo

Wins per seasonJeffrey ProctorJoshua Gary
0.91999999999999996.512.081416182022242614: 815: 616: 617: 918: 619: 420: 721: 822: 823: 524: 825: 626: 214: 715: 816: 1017: 718: 819: 1120: 221: 922: 723: 924: 625: 526: 5
Points vs league averageJeffrey ProctorJoshua Gary
0.881.031.191.001416182022242614: 1.1615: 1.0516: 1.0317: 1.1418: 0.9319: 0.9720: 0.9421: 1.0122: 1.0423: 0.9824: 0.9125: 0.9126: 0.9214: 0.9915: 1.0616: 1.0617: 1.0018: 1.0519: 1.1520: 0.9521: 0.9722: 0.9623: 1.0724: 0.9725: 1.0226: 1.04
Elo at season's endJeffrey ProctorJoshua Gary
13821526167015001416182022242614: 162215: 151916: 148417: 155118: 151819: 145420: 148421: 155722: 152123: 145924: 146025: 145326: 141014: 149415: 153716: 158517: 161618: 157519: 164220: 144321: 157622: 149323: 153324: 148925: 146826: 1512

MethodScoring vs league and all-play are schedule-independent. Luck is wins minus all-play expected wins. Lineup efficiency, draft value and trades are only measurable from 2018, when ESPN began exposing rosters and transactions. The current season (2026) is included through the latest completed week.