1-7Record through 8 weeks2-6
97.7Points per gamefull season, raw121.8
−0.70Scoring vs league (σ)era-adjusted−0.58
.264All-play pct.278
+0.26Consistency>0 steadier than typical+0.10
+0.23Strength of scheduleavg opponent score, σ+0.25
+0.60Peak game (σ)+0.79
−1.32Form at this point (σ)−0.97
−24.1Avg margin, full season−8.4
in progressFinal result9th · missed
Historical similarity
Teams most like the 2026 Beast Mode Cowboy
2016Pimp Trick Gangsta Click Mourice Wilson · 1-7 through 8 · finished 10thscored -0.65 σ vs league (you: -0.70); all-play 0.278; similarly steady week to weekdist 0.312018Team Sports Taylor Bolton · 2-6 through 8 · finished 9thscored -0.58 σ vs league (you: -0.70); all-play 0.278; similar week-to-week variancedist 0.352019Alan Autry Bubbas Hunter Ansley · 4-4 through 8 · finished 5thscored -0.62 σ vs league (you: -0.70); all-play 0.292; similarly steady week to weekdist 0.502024SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT Eric Nicaud · 2-6 through 8 · finished 10thscored -0.64 σ vs league (you: -0.70); all-play 0.292; similarly steady week to weekdist 0.5720266 Pack Big Macs Nick Valluzzo · 3-5 through 8 · in progressscored -0.65 σ vs league (you: -0.70); all-play 0.313dist 0.67
MethodSimilarity = weighted Euclidean distance over six features (scoring vs league (σ), all-play pct, consistency, recent form (last 3), peak game, strength of schedule), each computed through the same number of weeks and relative to that season's league. Smaller distance = more alike.