Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2026 · Week 11

Johnson, Flaccid vs Booger Wolf

Upcoming. Jeffrey Proctor leads the all-time series 6–8.

Seasons2026 seasonCompare teamsSchedule luckAwards
PROC
Johnson, Flaccid
Jeffrey Proctor · entered 2-6
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BOOG
Booger Wolf
Will Salzer · entered 4-4
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Jeff's roster

Johnson, Flaccid

Lineup not available
ESPN does not expose this lineup.
Will's roster

Booger Wolf

Lineup not available
ESPN does not expose this lineup.

MethodOptimal lineup = best legal lineup from the active roster (IR excluded). Gold points = 7 or more over projection.

Series

Previous meetings (14)

Full rivalry
SeasonWinnerScore
2026 Week 2Will Salzer160.0–76.0
2025 Week 12Jeffrey Proctor95.5–62.5
2025 Week 3Will Salzer103.5–97.5
2024 Week 13Will Salzer115.5–104.5
2024 Week 4Jeffrey Proctor96.5–68.0
2023 Week 13Will Salzer171.0–123.5
2023 Week 4Jeffrey Proctor144.0–125.5
2022 Week 12Will Salzer132.0–127.0
2022 Week 3Will Salzer151.0–110.0
2021 Week 14Jeffrey Proctor169.0–117.5