Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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2022 · Week 6 · Final

6 Pack Big Macs vs Johnson, Flaccid

Johnson, Flaccid won 111.5–89.0. Coming in, Nick Valluzzo led the all-time series 2–10.

Seasons2026 seasonCompare teamsSchedule luckAwards
VALL
6 Pack Big Macs
Nick Valluzzo · entered 2-3
89.0
8 OF 10 THIS WEEKALL-PLAY 2–7OPTIMAL 115.5 · EFF .77
PROC
Johnson, Flaccid
Jeffrey Proctor · entered 4-1
111.5
5 OF 10 THIS WEEKALL-PLAY 5–4OPTIMAL 120.5 · EFF .93
Nick's roster

6 Pack Big Macs

SlotPlayerPtsProj
QBPatrick Mahomes QB23.022.6
RBJeff Wilson Jr. RB0.012.9
RBAlvin Kamara RB14.014.1
WRDrake London WR5.510.1
WRJakobi Meyers WR8.08.8
TEDawson Knox TE10.56.8
FLEXNajee Harris RB11.09.2
D/STPackers D/ST D/ST9.015.2
KJustin Tucker K8.07.7
BenchDiontae Johnson WR4.59.5
BenchBrandin Cooks WR0.00.0
BenchKyler Murray QB9.024.1
BenchJames Robinson RB5.57.8
BenchPat Freiermuth TE0.00.0
BenchMichael Carter RB4.56.7
BenchJoshua Palmer WR9.57.8
BenchJuJu Smith-Schuster WR20.59.7
BenchCowboys D/ST D/ST11.012.7
Jeff's roster

Johnson, Flaccid

SlotPlayerPtsProj
QBLamar Jackson QB15.022.6
RBDavid Montgomery RB7.513.3
RBClyde Edwards-Helaire RB3.09.2
WRJustin Jefferson WR14.015.1
WRCooper Kupp WR12.516.7
TEDavid Njoku TE6.57.8
FLEXStefon Diggs WR26.017.4
D/STRams D/ST D/ST23.016.6
KYounghoe Koo K4.06.9
BenchDarren Waller TE0.00.0
BenchKareem Hunt RB1.08.8
BenchBills D/ST D/ST15.010.4
BenchChristian Kirk WR8.010.7
BenchTyler Lockett WR2.011.8
BenchBrian Robinson Jr. RB12.05.9
BenchJahan Dotson WR0.00.0
BenchDerek Carr QB0.00.0
BenchJordan Howard RB0.00.0
IRRashaad Penny RB0.00.0
IRDak Prescott QB0.00.0

MethodOptimal lineup = best legal lineup from the active roster (IR excluded). Gold points = 7 or more over projection.

Series

Previous meetings (12)

Full rivalry
SeasonWinnerScore
2019 Week 12Jeffrey Proctor145.0–111.0
2019 Week 4Nick Valluzzo135.0–123.5
2018 Week 12Jeffrey Proctor112.5–55.5
2018 Week 4Jeffrey Proctor146.5–97.0
2017 Week 12Jeffrey Proctor131.5–94.5
2017 Week 4Jeffrey Proctor120.0–60.5
2016 Week 12Jeffrey Proctor116.0–104.0
2016 Week 4Nick Valluzzo100.5–86.0
2015 Week 13Jeffrey Proctor158.0–114.5
2015 Week 5Jeffrey Proctor133.5–84.5