Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2026 · Through week 8 · Current

Power Rankings

Who is the best right now, measured by what teams have actually done: scoring, recent form, all-play record, Elo, and next week's projection.

Best team: Booger WolfPower rating 60.9Hottest: Alan Autry Bubbas133.33 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Beast Mode Cowboy81.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Up 2 from No. 6Biggest fall: Bone BanditsDown 3 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: Johnson, FlaccidNo. 8 in power, 119.17 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Bone Bandits5-3 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf4-4 but No. 1 in power
1––BOOGBooger WolfWill Salzer4-41064.0 PFAP .708LWWLWRec4-4PF1064.0PA882.5All-play.708LWWLWRating60.9▼▼

Ranked 5 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring30%
133.0 ppg+1.03
Recent form25%
129.0 ppg+0.79
All-play20%
.708+0.99
Elo15%
1568+0.96
Next-week proj10%
129.1+0.65
Tap a row for the five components behind the rating.

MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.