Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2026 · Through week 7 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 7 of 2026. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Booger WolfPower rating 61.2Hottest: Booger Wolf142.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Beast Mode Cowboy83.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Booger WolfUp 2 from No. 3Biggest fall: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Down 4 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Johnson, FlaccidNo. 8 in power, 117.17 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!5-2 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf3-4 but No. 1 in power
1▲2▲2BOOGBooger WolfWill Salzer3-4942.0 PFAP .706LLWWLRec3-4PF942.0PA796.5All-play.706LLWWLRating61.2▼▼

Ranked 5 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Next-week projection is the strongest input.

Season scoring30%
134.6 ppg+0.96
Recent form25%
142.5 ppg+0.98
All-play20%
.706+0.84
Elo15%
1549+0.78
Next-week proj10%
132.8+1.11
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.