Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Hidden Penis
2026 · Through week 6 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 6 of 2026. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickPower rating 59.4Hottest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click140 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: 6 Pack Big Macs91.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Up 2 from No. 4Biggest fall: Bone BanditsDown 3 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 6 in power, 115 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT4-2 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf3-3 but No. 3 in power
1▲1▲1WILSPimp Trick Gangsta ClickMourice Wilson4-2785.5 PFAP .704LWWLWRec4-2PF785.5PA650.0All-play.704LWWLWRating59.4▼▼

Next-week projection is the strongest input.

Season scoring30%
130.9 ppg+0.71
Recent form25%
140.0 ppg+0.83
All-play20%
.704+0.80
Elo15%
1549+0.71
Next-week proj10%
128.1+0.93
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.