Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2026 · Through week 5 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 5 of 2026. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Bone BanditsPower rating 58.9Hottest: Bone Bandits145.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: 6 Pack Big Macs84.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Bone BanditsUp 1 from No. 2Biggest fall: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickDown 1 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: Alan Autry BubbasNo. 6 in power, 132.67 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: 6 Pack Big Macs3-2 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf2-3 but No. 3 in power
1▲1▲1LPBBone BanditsLance Black4-1706.0 PFAP .844LWWWWRec4-1PF706.0PA586.0All-play.844LWWWWRating58.9▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring30%
141.2 ppg+0.94
Recent form25%
145.8 ppg+0.74
All-play20%
.844+1.14
Elo15%
1501+0.03
Next-week proj10%
124.5+0.37
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.