Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2026 · Through week 4 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 4 of 2026. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickPower rating 56.6Hottest: Bone Bandits134.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Johnson, Flaccid78.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Alan Autry BubbasUp 3 from No. 9Biggest fall: Booger WolfDown 2 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 8 in power, 120.83 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: 6 Pack Big Macs3-1 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf1-3 but No. 4 in power
1▲2▲2WILSPimp Trick Gangsta ClickMourice Wilson3-1509.0 PFAP .722WLWWRec3-1PF509.0PA427.5All-play.722WLWWRating56.6▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Next-week projection is the strongest input.

Season scoring30%
127.3 ppg+0.41
Recent form25%
124.8 ppg+0.30
All-play20%
.722+0.62
Elo15%
1533+0.64
Next-week proj10%
128.6+1.30
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.