Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2026 · Through week 3 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 3 of 2026. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Bone BanditsPower rating 55.9Hottest: Bone Bandits136 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Johnson, Flaccid88.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Bone BanditsUp 4 from No. 5Biggest fall: 6 Pack Big MacsDown 4 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 7 in power, 120.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports2-1 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf1-2 but No. 2 in power
1▲4▲4LPBBone BanditsLance Black2-1408.0 PFAP .815LWWRec2-1PF408.0PA376.0All-play.815LWWRating55.9▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input. Elo rating is the drag.

Season scoring30%
136.0 ppg+0.75
Recent form25%
136.0 ppg+0.75
All-play20%
.815+0.86
Elo15%
1460−0.78
Next-week proj10%
122.9+0.28
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.