Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2026 · Through week 2 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 2 of 2026. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Booger WolfPower rating 57.5Hottest: Booger Wolf144.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Alan Autry Bubbas87.75 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Booger WolfUp 2 from No. 3Biggest fall: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickDown 3 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 8 in power, 116.25 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: 6 Pack Big Macs2-0 but No. 4 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf1-1 but No. 1 in power
1▲2▲2BOOGBooger WolfWill Salzer1-1289.0 PFAP .722LWRec1-1PF289.0PA208.5All-play.722LWRating57.5▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring30%
144.5 ppg+0.62
Recent form25%
144.5 ppg+0.62
All-play20%
.722+0.40
Elo15%
1548+0.86
Next-week proj10%
123.3+0.75
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.