Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2026 · Through week 1 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 1 of 2026. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 54.4Hottest: 6 Pack Big Macs149.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Alan Autry Bubbas85.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Up 4 from No. 6Biggest fall: 6 Pack Big MacsDown 3 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Bone BanditsNo. 7 in power, 134 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: 6 Pack Big Macs1-0 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf0-1 but No. 3 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry1-0131.5 PFAP .556WRec1-0PF131.5PA108.5All-play.556WRating54.4▼▼

Ranked 3 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring30%
131.5 ppg+0.14
Recent form25%
131.5 ppg+0.14
All-play20%
.556+0.04
Elo15%
1601+1.45
Next-week proj10%
120.4+0.69
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.