Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2025 · Through week 8 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 8 of 2025. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 66.6Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy125.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports101.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Booger WolfUp 1 from No. 4Biggest fall: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickDown 2 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: Johnson, FlaccidNo. 6 in power, 121.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Bone Bandits4-4 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas4-4 but No. 2 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry6-21039.5 PFAP .771WWWLWRec6-2PF1039.5PA887.0All-play.771WWWLWRating66.6▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
129.9 ppg+1.47
Recent form28%
125.5 ppg+0.94
All-play22%
.771+1.65
Elo17%
1598+1.62
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.