Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2025 · Through week 6 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 6 of 2025. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 66.7Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy137.67 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: 6 Pack Big Macs99 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Alan Autry BubbasUp 4 from No. 6Biggest fall: Booger WolfDown 3 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 6 in power, 121.83 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Booger Wolf4-2 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click3-3 but No. 4 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry5-1783.0 PFAP .769LWWWWRec5-1PF783.0PA634.0All-play.769LWWWWRating66.7▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
130.5 ppg+1.42
Recent form28%
137.7 ppg+0.99
All-play22%
.769+1.45
Elo17%
1609+1.95
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.