Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2025 · Through week 5 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 5 of 2025. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 65.3Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy139.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: 6 Pack Big Macs104.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Booger WolfUp 4 from No. 6Biggest fall: Bone BanditsDown 3 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Alan Autry BubbasNo. 6 in power, 127.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: 6 Pack Big Macs3-2 but No. 9 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry4-1663.0 PFAP .767WLWWWRec4-1PF663.0PA529.0All-play.767WLWWWRating65.3▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
132.6 ppg+1.22
Recent form28%
139.5 ppg+1.24
All-play22%
.767+1.26
Elo17%
1594+1.46
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.