Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2025 · Through week 4 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 4 of 2025. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 61.5Hottest: Bone Bandits129.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: 6 Pack Big Macs88.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTUp 5 from No. 10Biggest fall: 6 Pack Big MacsDown 5 from No. 5Most dangerous low seed: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!No. 8 in power, 116.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: 6 Pack Big Macs2-2 but No. 10 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas1-3 but No. 4 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry3-1513.5 PFAP .736WLWWRec3-1PF513.5PA412.5All-play.736WLWWRating61.5▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
128.4 ppg+1.05
Recent form28%
123.3 ppg+0.46
All-play22%
.736+1.22
Elo17%
1575+1.24
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.