Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2025 · Through week 2 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 2 of 2025. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 55.3Hottest: Bone Bandits122.75 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: 6 Pack Big Macs94 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Bone BanditsUp 4 from No. 7Biggest fall: 6 Pack Big MacsDown 6 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 6 in power, 111 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Booger Wolf2-0 but No. 4 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy1-1 but No. 1 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry1-1244.5 PFAP .583WLRec1-1PF244.5PA225.0All-play.583WLRating55.3▼▼

Ranked 3 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
122.3 ppg+0.48
Recent form28%
122.3 ppg+0.48
All-play22%
.583+0.19
Elo17%
1539+0.64
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.