Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2025 · Through week 13 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 13 of 2025. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 69.5Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy137.67 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Booger Wolf86.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Booger WolfUp 1 from No. 7Biggest fall: Bone BanditsDown 2 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 9 in power, 110.83 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Booger Wolf8-5 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!5-8 but No. 4 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry10-31733.5 PFAP .791WWWLWRec10-3PF1733.5PA1406.0All-play.791WWWLWRating69.5▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
133.3 ppg+1.69
Recent form28%
137.7 ppg+1.25
All-play22%
.791+1.85
Elo17%
1638+1.81
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.