Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2025 · Through week 12 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 12 of 2025. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 68.5Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy139.67 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Booger Wolf88.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Bone BanditsUp 3 from No. 9Biggest fall: Booger WolfDown 2 from No. 5Most dangerous low seed: 6 Pack Big MacsNo. 8 in power, 115.17 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Booger Wolf7-5 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!4-8 but No. 4 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry9-31592.5 PFAP .773WWWWLRec9-3PF1592.5PA1330.5All-play.773WWWWLRating68.5▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
132.7 ppg+1.57
Recent form28%
139.7 ppg+1.15
All-play22%
.773+1.80
Elo17%
1620+1.82
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.