Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2025 · Through week 10 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 10 of 2025. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 66.9Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy134.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports80.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Up 1 from No. 5Biggest fall: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTDown 1 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: 6 Pack Big MacsNo. 9 in power, 114.83 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: 6 Pack Big Macs5-5 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!3-7 but No. 4 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry8-21320.5 PFAP .794WLWWWRec8-2PF1320.5PA1140.0All-play.794WLWWWRating66.9▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
132.1 ppg+1.51
Recent form28%
134.5 ppg+0.89
All-play22%
.794+1.70
Elo17%
1616+1.69
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.