Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2024 · Through week 9 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 9 of 2024. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: 6 Pack Big MacsPower rating 63.9Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy158.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports84.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Bone BanditsUp 1 from No. 5Biggest fall: Booger WolfDown 2 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: Booger WolfNo. 6 in power, 112 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports3-6 but No. 10 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf2-7 but No. 6 in power
1––VALL6 Pack Big MacsNick Valluzzo7-21251.5 PFAP .852WWLWWRec7-2PF1251.5PA1125.5All-play.852WWLWWRating63.9▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
139.1 ppg+1.28
Recent form28%
145.8 ppg+0.94
All-play22%
.852+1.41
Elo17%
1564+0.94
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.