Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2024 · Through week 8 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 8 of 2024. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: 6 Pack Big MacsPower rating 63.1Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy149 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports86.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Alan Autry BubbasUp 1 from No. 8Biggest fall: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Down 1 from No. 7Most dangerous low seed: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!No. 8 in power, 111.17 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid6-2 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf2-6 but No. 4 in power
1––VALL6 Pack Big MacsNick Valluzzo6-21100.0 PFAP .833LWWLWRec6-2PF1100.0PA1018.0All-play.833LWWLWRating63.1▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
137.5 ppg+1.22
Recent form28%
143.5 ppg+0.98
All-play22%
.833+1.32
Elo17%
1546+0.73
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.