Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2024 · Through week 7 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 7 of 2024. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: 6 Pack Big MacsPower rating 63Hottest: 6 Pack Big Macs144 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports94 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Booger WolfUp 5 from No. 9Biggest fall: Team SportsDown 2 from No. 7Most dangerous low seed: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!No. 7 in power, 115.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas4-3 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf2-5 but No. 4 in power
1––VALL6 Pack Big MacsNick Valluzzo5-2963.0 PFAP .841WLWWLRec5-2PF963.0PA907.0All-play.841WLWWLRating63.0▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
137.6 ppg+1.25
Recent form28%
144.0 ppg+1.01
All-play22%
.841+1.40
Elo17%
1525+0.49
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.