Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2024 · Through week 6 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 6 of 2024. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: 6 Pack Big MacsPower rating 63.4Hottest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click136.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT91.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Up 4 from No. 10Biggest fall: Johnson, FlaccidDown 2 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!No. 6 in power, 117 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas4-2 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: Bone Bandits1-5 but No. 4 in power
1––VALL6 Pack Big MacsNick Valluzzo5-1814.0 PFAP .833WWLWWRec5-1PF814.0PA719.0All-play.833WWLWWRating63.4▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
135.7 ppg+1.24
Recent form28%
134.2 ppg+0.89
All-play22%
.833+1.31
Elo17%
1549+1.00
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.