Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2024 · Through week 3 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 3 of 2024. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: 6 Pack Big MacsPower rating 60.5Hottest: 6 Pack Big Macs137.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Alan Autry Bubbas98.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTUp 2 from No. 10Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 3 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: Bone BanditsNo. 6 in power, 119.67 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas2-1 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Bone Bandits0-3 but No. 6 in power
1▲1▲1VALL6 Pack Big MacsNick Valluzzo3-0411.5 PFAP .852WWWRec3-0PF411.5PA327.5All-play.852WWWRating60.5▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
137.2 ppg+0.83
Recent form28%
137.2 ppg+0.83
All-play22%
.852+0.88
Elo17%
1541+1.06
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.