Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2024 · Through week 2 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 2 of 2024. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 58.4Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy144.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Booger Wolf97.75 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickUp 5 from No. 10Biggest fall: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Down 5 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: Bone BanditsNo. 6 in power, 126.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT1-1 but No. 10 in powerMost underrated by record: Bone Bandits0-2 but No. 6 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry2-0289.0 PFAP .944WWRec2-0PF289.0PA209.5All-play.944WWRating58.4▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
144.5 ppg+0.60
Recent form28%
144.5 ppg+0.60
All-play22%
.944+0.72
Elo17%
1531+1.06
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.