Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2024 · Through week 14 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 14 of 2024. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: 6 Pack Big MacsPower rating 64.4Hottest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click131.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports91.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Johnson, FlaccidUp 2 from No. 10Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 1 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Alan Autry BubbasNo. 7 in power, 118.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid8-6 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!6-8 but No. 4 in power
1––VALL6 Pack Big MacsNick Valluzzo10-41890.5 PFAP .829WLWWLRec10-4PF1890.5PA1718.5All-play.829WLWWLRating64.4▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
135.0 ppg+1.27
Recent form28%
126.7 ppg+1.00
All-play22%
.829+1.54
Elo17%
1565+0.94
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.