Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2024 · Through week 12 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 12 of 2024. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: 6 Pack Big MacsPower rating 64.3Hottest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click135.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Johnson, Flaccid86.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: 6 Pack Big MacsUp 2 from No. 3Biggest fall: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickDown 2 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 6 in power, 113.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid7-5 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!5-7 but No. 4 in power
1▲2▲2VALL6 Pack Big MacsNick Valluzzo9-31654.0 PFAP .843WWWLWRec9-3PF1654.0PA1484.0All-play.843WWWLWRating64.3▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
137.8 ppg+1.32
Recent form28%
134.2 ppg+0.89
All-play22%
.843+1.48
Elo17%
1567+1.07
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.