Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Hidden Penis
2024 · Through week 11 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 11 of 2024. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickPower rating 63.5Hottest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click148.33 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Johnson, Flaccid88.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Up 3 from No. 8Biggest fall: Alan Autry BubbasDown 3 from No. 7Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 8 in power, 114.67 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid7-4 but No. 7 in power
1▲2▲2WILSPimp Trick Gangsta ClickMourice Wilson9-21467.5 PFAP .702WWWWWRec9-2PF1467.5PA1246.0All-play.702WWWWWRating63.5▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
133.4 ppg+0.97
Recent form28%
148.3 ppg+1.18
All-play22%
.702+0.82
Elo17%
1630+1.76
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.