Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2023 · Through week 9 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 9 of 2023. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Boom GoosePower rating 61.2Hottest: Boom Goose132.67 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports84.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Alan Autry BubbasUp 3 from No. 9Biggest fall: Team SportsDown 4 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 8 in power, 132.67 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports3-6 but No. 10 in powerMost underrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT3-6 but No. 8 in power
1▲1▲1GooBoom GooseJacob Foy7-21081.0 PFAP .580LWWWWRec7-2PF1081.0PA932.0All-play.580LWWWWRating61.2▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
120.1 ppg+0.74
Recent form28%
132.7 ppg+1.06
All-play22%
.580+0.71
Elo17%
1594+1.41
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.