Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2023 · Through week 5 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 5 of 2023. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Power rating 59Hottest: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!147.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT98.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boom GooseUp 2 from No. 6Biggest fall: Johnson, FlaccidDown 3 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: Beast Mode CowboyNo. 6 in power, 121 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid3-2 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Team Sports1-4 but No. 5 in power
1––GARYLaces IN!! Laces IN!!Joshua Gary3-2659.0 PFAP .600LLWWWRec3-2PF659.0PA512.5All-play.600LLWWWRating59.0▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
131.8 ppg+0.79
Recent form28%
147.2 ppg+1.17
All-play22%
.600+0.35
Elo17%
1538+0.49
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.