Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2023 · Through week 4 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 4 of 2023. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Power rating 59.8Hottest: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!159.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT89.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Alan Autry BubbasUp 2 from No. 9Biggest fall: Team SportsDown 3 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Boom GooseNo. 6 in power, 111.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Boom Goose3-1 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!2-2 but No. 1 in power
1––GARYLaces IN!! Laces IN!!Joshua Gary2-2563.0 PFAP .722LLWWRec2-2PF563.0PA431.5All-play.722LLWWRating59.8▼▼

Ranked 4 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
140.8 ppg+0.95
Recent form28%
159.8 ppg+1.18
All-play22%
.722+0.61
Elo17%
1521+0.23
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.