Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2023 · Through week 3 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 3 of 2023. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Power rating 57.4Hottest: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!144.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT87 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Up 7 from No. 8Biggest fall: Boom GooseDown 3 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: 6 Pack Big MacsNo. 8 in power, 109.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Booger Wolf3-0 but No. 4 in powerMost underrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!1-2 but No. 1 in power
1▲7▲7GARYLaces IN!! Laces IN!!Joshua Gary1-2432.5 PFAP .667LLWRec1-2PF432.5PA354.0All-play.667LLWRating57.4▼▼

Ranked 5 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
144.2 ppg+0.89
Recent form28%
144.2 ppg+0.89
All-play22%
.667+0.41
Elo17%
1502−0.12
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.