Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2023 · Through week 2 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 2 of 2023. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickPower rating 60.5Hottest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click149.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT83.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Booger WolfUp 2 from No. 5Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 5 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!No. 8 in power, 108.75 ppg latelyMost underrated by record: Team Sports1-1 but No. 2 in power
1––WILSPimp Trick Gangsta ClickMourice Wilson2-0299.0 PFAP 1.000WWRec2-0PF299.0PA228.0All-play1.000WWRating60.5▼▼

Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
149.5 ppg+0.98
Recent form28%
149.5 ppg+0.98
All-play22%
1.000+0.86
Elo17%
1536+0.54
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.