Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2023 · Through week 14 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 14 of 2023. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Booger WolfPower rating 63.9Hottest: Booger Wolf146 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Beast Mode Cowboy100.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Johnson, FlaccidUp 3 from No. 9Biggest fall: Boom GooseDown 2 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Johnson, FlaccidNo. 6 in power, 124 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy7-7 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid5-9 but No. 6 in power
1▲2▲2BOOGBooger WolfWill Salzer9-51696.0 PFAP .579LWWWWRec9-5PF1696.0PA1658.5All-play.579LWWWWRating63.9▼▼

Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
121.1 ppg+0.84
Recent form28%
146.0 ppg+1.74
All-play22%
.579+0.78
Elo17%
1562+1.34
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.