Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2023 · Through week 11 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 11 of 2023. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Power rating 62.8Hottest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT126 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports81 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: 6 Pack Big MacsUp 2 from No. 7Biggest fall: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTDown 3 from No. 5Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 8 in power, 126 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Booger Wolf6-5 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click5-6 but No. 3 in power
1▲1▲1GARYLaces IN!! Laces IN!!Joshua Gary8-31378.0 PFAP .636WWWLWRec8-3PF1378.0PA1071.5All-play.636WWWLWRating62.8▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
125.3 ppg+1.45
Recent form28%
112.2 ppg+0.09
All-play22%
.636+1.23
Elo17%
1614+1.72
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.